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What a horror.

Another one bites the dust, as not all Bruin grads make the right decisions

Poor kid.  With Tommy trojan for a Dad and a woman with severely questionable taste in men for a Mom, it’s gonna be a tough life.  No kid should have to go through the Hell that is Rivalry Week in a split family. 

California should forget about the same-sex issue and concentrate on the unholy unions that violate the basic essence of humanity and decency, by immediately forbidding all future Bruin-Trojan marriages.    

"BAN MIXED MARRIAGES!" was published on July 12th, 2009 and is listed in Blue & Gold News, News from the Dark Side.

Comments on "BAN MIXED MARRIAGES!": 4 Comments

  1. BobTheBruin wrote,

    I too made the mistake as to enter into one of these “unholy unions”. What can I say? I was young, they are only 10 miles away and they do have some cute girls. Our daughter is only one and a half, but I worry about her future during Rivalry Week.

  2. Chuck Findley wrote,

    Trojan hater,
    I turn to your site for hope, joy and inspiration on a Sunday and instead have to hear of Bruin betrayal? Depravity most foul! How can anyone look themselves in the mirror after committing mixed marriage with a Trojan!? I hope her conscience torments her like Lady Macbeth. I wish him the trust of Othello.
    I’d like to give a Sunday Sermon to my beloved Bruins, a warning about intermingling with the hated Trojans:
    “The land you are entering to possess is a land polluted by the corruptions of its people. (USC). By their detestable practices they have filled it with their impurity from one end to the other. ( See archives ). Therefore,do not give your daughters in marriage to their sons or take their daughters for your sons.”
    I urge any Bruin caught in the devilish snare of a mixed marriage, a relationship or even a one night stand with a Trojan to renounce their tragic sin and return to the right path!

  3. SVCA to SCMO wrote,

    Feel free not to post this, but you might get in trouble posting someone’s license plate number on the Internet. I don’t know the rules on such things.

    [T-H’s Note: Yeah, I thought about that, but I didn’t really say anything horribly nasty about the owner, so it’s probably okay. If someone complains, I will happily blur out a number or two.]

  4. WizofWest wrote,

    Oh, for the love of Pete how do things like this happen? There are plenty of beautiful women in Westwood. Why go trolling at SUC? Is there some sort of outreach program?

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