After Dick-ing around through a long-running series of Cougar hits, the Bruins Bob and weave to Shrink an 11-point deficit, then Louden the Inn with Heart, Lee, and three (laying-the-) Woodsmen, in 80-71 victory [Note: Sorry for the typo — Of course it was 80-71, not 80-51… 51 was the number of points UCLA scored […]
Not caught by Zots: Bruins almost blow another 15-point lead, committing 17 Turnovers and missing 9 of 13 Free Throws late, but deny Irvine 74-73 with game-saving Defensive stop Life without Tyler Honeycutt is not always sweet. With Honeycutt — their best all-around player — out with a shoulder injury, the UCLA Bruins came way […]
Montana State almost “Simpson’s” UCLA, but the Bruins get off the couch and fight back from 3 down in the second half — without any “Homer” calls — to avoid a murderous loss and gag the Bobcats, 75-59 D’oh! Once again, UCLA struggled against an overmatched team from the state of Montana, but this time, […]
Win One For The Wizard: UCLA scales the Pyramid of Success, reaching Competitive Greatness with a victory over #16 BYU in the Wooden Classic, a game they had dedicated to the Legendary Coach Even from beyond the grave, John Wooden is still helping the Bruins succeed. In a contest named after the unparalleled Wooden — a […]
It’s like gilding a Lily — Without UCLA to root for, or u$c to root against, it takes All Of Me to try to psych up my soul for the 35-game Bowl Season, which starts tomorrow Is there ONE SINGLE College Football fan who thinks that there AREN’T too many Bowl Games? Only ESPN likes […]
Mustangs should’ve had a V-8: Cal Poly-slo Mustangs can’t muster the muscle to mess with the Bruins, who couldn’t af-Ford to lose this must-win game at Pauley Pavilion This week, the Bruins lost a Car(lino), but didn’t lose the race. UCLA got back on the winning track, by putting the brakes on a 4-game losing […]
Judas Priest! Having eyes as pretty as those of the UCLA Spirit Squad should be considered Breaking the Law, but if you think that’s all they’ve got, You’ve Got Another Thing Coming With the Football Season over, and with the struggling Basketball team on a week-long break, it’s time to get Energ(eye)zed . So feast your […]
Grizzlies Scar face of UCLA: sTony Montana buries Bruins like cock-a-roaches in 66-57 carve-up; Now UCLA can Say Hello to a Little Friend: A losing record The Bruins are “so polluted.” “Every day above ground is a good day,” but when the Bruins aren’t above .500, it’s not a good day for Ben Howland or his […]
Despite UCLA’s impotent Offense, the Bruins were Stayin’ Alive in the 4th Quarter, until their Defense finally weakened, allowing Allen Bradford and sc to Boogie; Will this be the end of Rick Neuheisel and all his Jive-Talking? When you complete only 1 pass downfield in two hours, against the worst Pass Defense in the Country, […]
The trojan Agent/student who got Dillon Baxter suspended with a golf cart ride, has been de-certified as an NFL Agent So much for being the NFL’s youngest Agent. Now Teague Egan isn’t an Agent at all. Thanks to the NFL Players Association showing some Integrity, a whole slew of trojan football players are in need […]
Tonight’s game could burn some bridges, so losing it may have a warming effect on a Program in ashes The biggest day of the year is here: UCLA vs. u$c in Football. Maybe no one outside of L.A cares, but to many in this City, it means everything. Even though both teams suck, the losing […]
It would’ve Ben Stiller in Kansas if the Refs didn’t Rob DiNero from UCLA: #4 Jayhawks get cut down to size by Honeycutt (33, 9), Smith (17, 13), and the Bruins, and need a cheap foul call with 0.7 seconds left to Reel in their 64th straight win in Phog Allen Fieldhouse, 77-76 This is […]