If a day without O.J. is a day without sunshine, O.J. Simpson’s friends and family are about to endure 9 to 33 years of total darkness
The sentence is in, and it ends with an exclamation point! Ex-trojan (and still a Hero to trojans everywhere) O.J. Simpson finally has been put behind bars for a long time. A Nevada Court sentenced Orenthal James to a series of prison terms for his various 10 counts of Kidnapping and Armed Robbery, etc, that could add up to THIRTY-THREE YEARS.
Of course, few people serve their full sentences, and the Juice is eligible for parole after only NINE years. 9 years? That’s not a very stiff penalty for a Double Murder, is it?
Experts predict that Simpson probably will NOT get parole on his first try, but will probably get out after a little over ten years. That’s 5 years for Nicole, and 5 years for Ron, and 10 years for us, without having to see his arrogant, criminal face on TV and the Internet. Of course, watching him pathetically plead for leniency was priceless. He was almost crying, all while dishonestly claiming that he didn’t know he was breaking the law when he robbed his friends at gunpoint.
Interestingly, there are rumors that the Prison where O.J. will be showering for the next decade is “controlled” by some sort of Neo-Nazi gang, who should just LOVE having a new “brother” who also happens to be a celebrity killer. Actually, since Goldman was Jewish, maybe they will make O.J. their honored Leader. Oh wait — The White Nation –which some trojan footballers “jokingly” claimed to belong to last year — hates Black people just as much as they hate Jews.
People shouldn’t hate other Races and Religions — They should only hate schools who parade out a bunch of highly-compensated thugs and criminals, masquerading as student-athletes. Of course, it’s always possible that they could all end up following in O.J.’s footsteps — In fact, there’s probably someone standing right behind O.J. right now. And it’s about time.
Is it time to start a “no-parole-for-oj” dot com? And is it time for sc to take O.J.’s giant jersey off display in their stadium?
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“People shouldn’t hate other Races and Religions — They should only hate schools who parade out a bunch of highly-compensated thugs and criminals, masquerading as student-athletes. Of course, it’s always possible that they could all end up following in O.J.’s footsteps — In fact, there’s probably someone standing right behind O.J. right now. And it’s about time.”
Spot on!