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  • UCLA: MO’ ABILITY FOR UPWARD MOBILITY

    Born two Rung — A 2017 New York Times study proves that UCLA is #1 in the Country for graduates achieving a two-rung ascension up the ladder of success UCLA has always been known as an elite University, and for a long time, being a UCLA student has been the most coveted honor amongst high […]

  • ABBY LEE TO BE DRABBY, NOT FREE

    Reality Star behind bars — “Dance Moms” terror Abby Lee will be wearing drab prison garb for a while as she is sentenced to a year in jail for bankruptcy fraud;  Can’t wait for her to start browbeating her fellow convicts as they prepare for the Summer Stockade Talent Show A lot of people would […]

  • I GOT YOUR “BEST PICTURES” RIGHT HERE

    No mistake — “In a world…” where the inept accountants from PricewaterhouseCoopers cause the wrong movie to be announced as Best Picture at the Oscars, it was a great night to be at Pauley instead, where the real stars were.  Give me the Blue Carpet over the Red Carpet any day! In an unprecedented twist […]

  • BIDNESS AS USUAL

    Taking care, taking care of business, and taking care of “BID-ness” — Thursday was scary, eventful, and exciting, but life goes on, and the Bruin Basketball Team will have to stay focused on the business at hand in 2 days (OSU before u$c), and the UCLA Spirit Squad and its supporters will start focusing on […]

  • SHOULDA NEVER GIVEN THE KEYS TO SARKISIAN

    Don’t take the car, you’ll kill yourself! — Alabama Offensive Coordinator, Play-caller, and former alcoholic u$c Head Coach Steve Sarkisian blows Alabama’s 14-point lead by failing to convert the Crimson Tide’s LAST TWELVE 3rd Down attempts, as Clemson overcomes a late double-digit deficit to win the National Championship on a Touchdown with 1 second left, […]

  • THAT SMARTS!

    Don’t be stupid, be a Smarty, don’t you join the alt-right party — The loss on Saturday still smarts, and so does the sting of some other things in my life, so it’s time to immerse myself (and anyone else who cares to join me) in the UCLA Spirit Squad, who has the beauty, grace […]

  • VIKES ADD A BRUIN, BEAT A TROJAN

    ‘Sota jerks Palmer off high horse — Vikings pick up Kicker Kai Forbath, who becomes the fifth Bruin on their active roster (sixth overall), and promptly break their losing streak, by exploiting the weakness of ex-trojan Carson Palmer in 30-24 victory over Arizona This weekend wasn’t ALL bad for Bruin Football Fans, or all good […]

  • MEDAL GODS

    Kareem gets some sugar… from the Big Cheese — Bruin Legend and Philanthropist Kareem Abdul-Jabbar will receive the Presidential Medal of Freedom, which is the highest honor that can be bestowed on a civilian in this Country Another day, another Bruin gets a top honor.  Just a day or two after Bruin Dave Roberts gets […]

  • JUST THINK ABOUT BASEBALL

    Still premature to come up with Football talk — In order to prolong the avoidance of the subject of pigskin for a little longer, it’s my honor to honor Bruin Dave Roberts, the Rookie Manager of the Dodgers, who has just been honored as the 2016 National League Manager of the Year For only the […]

  • THE ANGRY DOTH PROTEST TOO MUCH, METHINKS

    Quiet the Riot in Hamlets across the Nation — While I totally understand the anger and respect the legitimate fear, I suspect that there may be more productive ways to express these feelings, and channel them against specific policies that may change Americans’ way of life  To protest, or not to protest – that is […]

  • U MAD?

    Not to take sides, but…  If YOU are unhappy with the election results and you want to join the protest without risking your life trying to block a freeway, here’s an inexpensive t-shirt to express your views I told you I don’t like to get political here, and that I don’t want to alienate anyone. […]

  • GO, GO, CAST YOUR VOTE

    Gently down the street, merrily, Hillary, Donald T., scarily: (Wish this was a dream) — The election is today, which means the campaign is mercifully over.  So go vote for who you think will make the best President, and then go home and be able to finally read your Facebook timeline without learning which friends […]

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