Category: Non-Rivalry News

  • WHETHER RAIN OR SNOW OR SLEET OR HAIL, THE MALE MUST NOT GET THROUGH

    Gender Mercies — A regular reader of this site requests YOUR comments on: Adding a MALE to the UCLA Dance Team Hi everyone.  Yesterday, I received an email from a longtime BeatSC.com reader, who is about to be entering UCLA as a new student.  He would like to hear your…

  • YOU CAN’T CURRY LOVE

    Love Reigns Supreme — Bruin Kevin Love is a World Champion tonight, after his 14 Rebounds and his Defensive Stop on MVP Steph Curry in the final minute of Game 7 save a 93-89 victory for the Cleveland Cavaliers They say Love is blind, but tonight, Love is bling, as…

  • THE ULTIMATE CLOSER

    Exit Stratosphere — Kobe Bryant’s last game ever is the best last hurrah of all time, as he scores SIXTY points and hits the game-winning shot in the Lakers’ victory over Utah Truly an “Exit: Stage Right Stuff.”  The people who paid thousands of dollars to see Kobe Bryant’s last…

  • NOT-SO-DEADPOOL

    Lighten up, FRANCiS — While worthy cause Swim with Mike made over $1,000,000 this year, smash hit movie “Deadpool” has made over $750,000,000; So next time your soul feels dirty, don’t reach for Ajax, reach for your keyboard, go to Swimwithmike.org, and help physically disadvantaged athletes become Marvel-ous Super Heroes…

  • A MILLION WAY$ TO DIVE IN THE WE$T

    Geronimo-ney! —Swim with Mike 2016 at USC raises over a million dollars for physically-challenged athletes, thanks in part to the bighearted USC Song Girls, who dived into the pool for this praiseworthy charity Welcome to the annual bury-the-rivalry-hatchet week, as I put aside my allegiances to praise the efforts of…

  • NOTE: If you click on this site, but get a “fatal error message,” just hit “refresh” and it will be fine.

    My website hosting company is incompetent.  They say they have fixed this problem.  I have given them a bunch of money to fix it, yet the problem persists.  If they don’t fix it now, I will demand my money back, dump them, and organize a boycott against them.  Anyway, it’s…

  • LIVING IN A FANTASY (FOOTBALL) WORLD

    Daft Kings and Fan Drool — I love Fantasy Football and hope it stays legal, but WHAT the “F” are the two big companies thinking, by (allegedly) rigging things, WHO the “F” is claiming that it isn’t really “gambling,” and WHY the “F” did they discuss it at the Republican…

  • TROJAN’S “JEM” FLOPS, BUT BRUIN GEMS ARE TOPS

    Trojan Completes a Bomb — Highly-decorated u$c film school graduate Jon Chu delivers the biggest box office flop in the history of Universal Pictures, as his live-action movie version of the beloved 80’s cartoon Jem & the Holograms gets “Universally” panned by critics and fans, and finishes FIFTEENTH on its…

  • TROJAN-HORSE HATERS CLUB

    With quick clicks in six ticks, Harold Mansfield’s tricks kick out the pricks and find the fix that sticks, for my sick mix of chick pics. Hit the bricks, trojan dicks, you’ve been licked, so help me Skip Hicks! Gene(ius) Hackman! It took “only” TWO YEARS, but I finally found…

  • (Mc)GWIRE’S REMORSE

    Attack Big Mac — Disgraced trojan Mark McGwire is the first Batting Coach since 1923 to have his team get NO-HIT TWICE IN 9 DAYS It’s not like he doesn’t have any talented players to coach!  In fact, ex-trojan and current Dodger Hitting Coach Mark McGwire could be arrested for…

  • MARVEL AT THESE SUPERHEROES

    With “Antman” still #1 at the box office (barely beating “Pixels,” which appears to be a ripoff of a “Futurama” episode), I thought it would be a good time to release some more photos of the UCLA Spirit Squad — heroines whom you wouldn’t mind if they invaded your space…

  • TROUT IT OUT LOUD

    Home Run Trout — Mike Trout becomes first-ever to be All-Star MVP twice in a row, as his lead-off Home Run (the first in 38 years) and scoring of the go-ahead run in the 5th inning lead the AL to their third straight victory, 6-3 KISS it Goodbye.  It must…