Judas Priest! Having eyes as pretty as those of the UCLA Spirit Squad should be considered Breaking the Law, but if you think that’s all they’ve got, You’ve Got Another Thing Coming
With the Football Season over, and with the struggling Basketball team on a week-long break, it’s time to get Energ(eye)zed . So feast your eyes on this brand new photo-array of the UCLA Spirit Squad, which will hit you right between the eyes. Yes, the eyes have it (obvious one), as this sight-for-sore-eyes collection features EVERY SINGLE female member of the Dance Team and Cheer Squad, and for the FIRST TIME EVER, all the girls are recognized BY NAME.
I know that with your old favorites recently graduated, you have not yet really connected with the current team to that same degree, so I’m breaking tradition, and including all the girls’ (first) names, in order to help you heap (deserved) praise on them, distinguish them from one another, and enable/encourage you get to know them on an individual basis. I hope I get them all right — It took me SIX YEARS to do this with any semblence of confidence.
Please enjoy this eye-popping pictorial, and then focus your energy on cosmically helping UCLA break their practically-unprecedented SEVEN-game losing streak across the two major sports.
Note: All the above shots were taken at the u$c game, at night. A flash was used, causing much “red eye” effect, so many of these shots have been “Photoshopped” to try to decrease that issue. Hopefully, it doesn’t detract too much from your enjoyment.