Category: Blue & Gold News
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STAIRWAY TO KEVIN, HIGHWAY TO ‘SELL
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UCLA’s 71-59 victory over Maryland is Kevin-Sent, as Kevin Love ascends to new heights, and Russell Westbrook burns up the Terra(pins) Believe the hype. Before yesterday, Freshman phenom Kevin Love still had his doubters. Some people thought that his early-season stats were grossly inflated due to inferior competition. But after Monday’s showing against…
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THAT’S AMORE!
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When ol’ ‘Dino’s in town but can’t knock any down that’s Amore, aka Kevin Love, who leads UCLA to a 35-point Roast of the San Berdoo Coyotes [insert your own “Coyote Ugly” joke here] If cartoons have taught us anything, it’s that the coyotes never win. That life lesson held…
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STARCH OF THE PENGUINS
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UCLA’s Emperor Love puts game against Chilly Willies in Fridge and Mata-Real ices it, 83-52 “Penguin” — Great Batman villian, good frozen-lake swimmers, bad frozen yogurt sellers, and even worse frozen-rope shooters. The Youngstown State Penguins laid an egg in Pauley on Monday night, getting blown away by a Bruin team still missing…
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SITE FOR SORE EYES
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Wake up, wake up! You’re having a dream — Karl’s not packing his bags just yet. It’s not fair to blame a guy for an epidemic of injuries… however… The problem is APPEARANCES. If the whole Country thinks that Karl Dorrell is about to be fired, then Karl’s hottest Recruits might be…
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SLATERS OF THE LOST MARK
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Hellacious Kickoff Return TD resurrects Bruins, but Devils suck out UCLA’s soul with tough 24-20 win How mad can you be when your Scout Team comes within a whisker of beating the #9 team in the Country? New QB Osaar Rasshan gave his all, but even his VinceYoung-like scrambling ability couldn’t get…
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BRUINS BEGIN A LOVEDRIVE
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There’s No One Like You…CLA’s Kevin Love, whose Dynamite debut in The Zoo Stings the Vikings, as the Bruins Rock Portland State Like a Hurricane, 69-48 This is not the Los Angeles Times, so don’t expect to see a full recap of every UCLA game this season. But…
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BEST WIZARD PARTY THIS SIDE OF HOGWARTS
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You’re invited, but your trojan friends can’t come In 10 days, there will be another installment of “Woodenstock,” an all-day celebration of the greatest Dynasty in the History of Sports. The best part of all is, you are invited, it’s local, and it’s FREE. A local superfan hosts a recurring…
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BRING ON ANAHEIM AND CUC…AMONGA!
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UCLA derails AZUSA-Pacific with 111-61 rout, as fans start to board the Love Train The Basketball Bruins opened their Exhibition season last night, with a FIFTY-point thrashing of the Cougars from Azusa-Pacific in Pauley Pavilion. The game marked the debut of last year’s High School Player of the Year, Kevin…
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BELL’S HELL
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A familiar ring: Bruins will find out if Kahlil is irreplacea-BELL, as his suffering of a knee injury rings up his season, has Dorrell caught in the wringer, and has fans wringing their hands Go ahead and keep believing that injuries shouldn’t change a team’s overall performance. Bruin Starting Running Back Kahlil…
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You don’t HAVE to be full of it to be a usc Wide Receiver, but it doesn’t hurt
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Erik Affholter bolts from his Head Coaching job after being accused of running up the score, while alleged Steroid-abuser Johnnie Morton returns to sc and is welcomed back with open veins Even though usc’s Most Famous SCumbag was a Running Back, they also have a long and rich tradition of troubled Wide Receivers,…
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YIPPEE-KAI-YAY, MOTHER-F…
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A Rebus Puzzle for DIE HARD Bruin fans, celebrating (among other things) Alterraun Verner and Kai Forbath winning Player of the Week Awards It’s gotta be the most famous Movie Catchphrase of our time that you CAN’T say on TV, or print on a “family” web site, but we think that…
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SELF-COPYING PAGE JAMS UP TROY CANNON, AGAIN
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For the second year in a row, Bruin/Chief Jarrad Page snags a Game-Saving Interception against Al Davis’ Oakland trojans Al Davis and Lane Kiffin must be having recurring nightmares about UCLA Defensive Backs. The Owner of the Oakland Raiders and his new Head Coach are both former trojan football coaches, so they…