Category: Blue & Gold News
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WE ARE NOT ALONE
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Just received this letter: “Elise voted #1 Sexiest Cheerleader in the Country” “I just thought you guys should know since you guys are the true experts. Go Bruins!” http://coedmagazine.com/2009/08/24/the-top-20-sexiest-si-cheerleaders-of-the-week/ [T-H’s Note: Thanks to Nate for letting us know about this. And thanks to Coed Magazine, for bestowing the title on…
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Damien? DAMIEN?! — If the scrimmage is any Omen, Damien Thigpen should scare the Hell out of UCLA’s opponents
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The Real Thig? Wicked-quick speed-burner Damien Thigpen returns two kicks for TD’s, looking like the game-breaker who could exorcise 666 Bruin Demons Charlie Brown had Pigpen, Rick Neuheisel has Thigpen. And based on Saturday evening’s UCLA Fall Scrimmage, Damien Thigpen is going to make a lot of teams eat his dust. He left…
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NOTHING TO SEE HERE
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Practice continues for the improving Bruins, but the improvement is not all that easy to see UCLA is getting better… because they can’t possibly get any worse. Last year was forgettable, but this year is going to be great. The Bruins have more Linemen this year, and they are bigger and stronger…
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YIPPEE-KAI-A, MOTHER…
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Kicks and Picks: Die-hard Bruins Kai Forbath and A. Verner get some preseason AA recognition, and are 12 steps away from having it mean something It’s more than just a Rumer.* Where there is a Will(is), there is a way. Despite coming off a 4-8 season, the UCLA Bruins start…
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YEAH, THAT’S THE TICKET… TO RIDE
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No lie: Season tickets have been delivered, and Fall practice has Come Together — Help! It’s time to Get Back to the Helter Skelter of a UCLA Football Revolution We’ve got a driver, and that’s a start. Ricky you can drive my car… The Bruins are back, and, as you can Imagine, this is no time…
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WHEN A MONTH SEEMS LIKE A YEAR
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With 31 days left until the 2009 UCLA Football Season kicks off, the tension is mounting (like the NCAA’s evidence against Fig. Tech) Is this finally the year when the World rights itself? Will UCLA return to the Rankings? Will usc finally get busted for all thier bullsh!t? Will the…
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ONLY THE GOOD DIE (VS) YOUNGS
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Bruin Superstar Elaine Youngs and partner Nicole Branagh take Manhattan Beach Open, against a team made up entirely of Bruins It was inevitable: At least one Bruin had to go away empty-handed from the Manhattan Beach Open Finals. The favorites were led by 39-year old legend Elaine “E.Y.” Youngs, who…
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BAN MIXED MARRIAGES!
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Another one bites the dust, as not all Bruin grads make the right decisions Poor kid. With Tommy trojan for a Dad and a woman with severely questionable taste in men for a Mom, it’s gonna be a tough life. No kid should have to go through the Hell that is Rivalry Week in a…
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DOES A BRUIN S*** ON THE WOODS?
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Was accused thug E.J. Woods sent packing by Neuheisel, or did he just realize that he was meant to be a trojan? We’ll never know the real reason, but UCLA Safety E.J. Woods is leaving UCLA. He is transferring to Santa Monica College for a year, and will then attempt a return…
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PHONEY ORLANDO & YAWN
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Tie a Yellow (and Purple) Ribbon: Magic phone it in from long distance and don’t connect, while Lakers dial up Rings, as Kobe and Ariza answer Call (of Greatness) in easy win that will have L.A. hanging up another banner after cutting off Orlando and NBA Finals in just 5…
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POISON, POISON…AHHH, TASTY FISH!
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Ice Fisher: In early rounds and early in Game 4, Fisher couldn’t shoot fish in a barrel, but with ice-water in his veins, he reels in Orlando ice-holes, sinking a three to force O.T., and another one in O.T. to win the game, as Lakers hook a commanding 3-1 series lead…