Category: Blue & Gold News
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HOME AWAY FROM HOME
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Bruins finally win one away from the Southland, outlasting Washington State 63-60 in Pullman, where they have now won 19 straight games Maybe instead of playing their home games at the Sports Arena this year, UCLA should have played them in Pullman, Washington. The Bruins have now won a stunning NINETEEN…
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THERE’S NO PLACE LIKE HOME
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Rattled in Seattle — The Bruins blow a 10-point lead in the last 6 minutes, as a 13-0 ref-aided run by Washington overshadows Josh Smith’s best-game-ever Homecoming in a 71-69 heartbreaker Despite one of their best Road efforts of the year, and despite Josh Smith’s career-high 24 Points, UCLA lost…
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‘CRUITS ON THE GROUND
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Die With Your ‘Cruits On — Jim Mora, his energetic staff, and the UCLA Spirit Squad fire up the Bruin faithful as the new Bruin Recruits are announced “National Letters of Intent,” or “National Letters of INTENSE?” The new regime of UCLA Football ceremoniously “took over” the Program on Wednesday night, when all…
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SHAREWAY TO HEAVEN
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Good dimes, bad dimes, you know we’ve had our share — UCLA’s Season-high 26 Assists give Dazed and Confused Buffaloes No Quarter, as hot-shooting Bruins Ramble On to 77-60 win After two straight Heartbreaker losses, it looked like The Levee Was Going To Break, but now the Bruins have turned the…
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UTES ON THE GROUND
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Drone On: UCLA overthrows Utah 76-49, without breaking a sweat The Utes of ill-repute need new recruits, or they mey never taste the fruits of victory again. After UCLA’s 76-49 total annihilation of Utah on Thursday night, the only remaining question is, how did Utah win two Pac-12 games? UCLA started…
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GOATS HEAD SOUP-ER BOWL
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Pats and Giants sneak into the big game thanks to two goats: The Raven Kicker who shanks an Overtime-forcing chip shot in the final seconds, and a Niner Returner who coughs up the ball twice, including once in Overtime to set up the game-winning Field Goal Millions of fans in Baltimore…
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(CHO)KING OF THE ROAD
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The Ugly Duck Game — Bruins blow 13-point Halftime lead to fall 75-68 in Oregon, their SIXTH STRAIGHT LOSS outside of Los Angeles Apparently, staying in a Holiday Inn Express is NOT making the Bruins experts at Basketball. I actually have no idea which hotel chain has been housing the…
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C-SICK
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Bruins Crash in Corvallis, as Beavs’ Cunningham and Collier Control Contest by Connecting Consistently The cowardly Captain of that Italian Cruise Ship that capsized is being called the Chicken of the Sea. Next time UCLA faces Oregon State, they might be Chicken of the C’s, because they won’t want to see…
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PRAY AWAY THE GALEN
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The Rapture — No Divine Intervention needed, as the Bruins Crucify usc In The Beginning, building an 18-point lead by Halftime, and causing a Mass Exodus of troy Disciples while Smiting the trojans 66-47 in the Galen Center Holy Annihilation! No one ever said that the Galen Center was a College Basketball Cathedral, or, God…
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