Author: ucladavid
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TROJAN-HORSE HATERS CLUB
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With quick clicks in six ticks, Harold Mansfield’s tricks kick out the pricks and find the fix that sticks, for my sick mix of chick pics. Hit the bricks, trojan dicks, you’ve been licked, so help me Skip Hicks! Gene(ius) Hackman! It took “only” TWO YEARS, but I finally found…
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HAUNTED LOUSE
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Who ya gonna call? — Super Louse Pete Carroll’s Super Bowl Super-Blunder comes back to haunt him in his very next game, as this time, down by 3 in Overtime, he louses it up by calling Marshawn Lynch’s number on 4th and 1, but EVERYONE knows it’s coming, and Seattle…
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WE CAN PERK IT OUT
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Better Call Paul — When the (blue) chip is down in Vegas, Perkins is the Cooler, rushing for 151 yards and 2 TD’s, including a 56-yarder, picking up a mortal Rosen and the Bruins in a 37-3 shellacking of UNLV Last week, the big Bruin story was the stunning…
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SMUG TROJAN DRUG SMUGGLER ARRESTED FOR DIRTY LAUNDERING
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Laundry List — Add another name to the lengthy scroll of ex-trojan Football players who’ve gotten busted: This time it is former Tight End Owen Hanson, picked up in relation to International Drug Smuggling, Money Laundering, and Perverting Justice Usually when you hear a form of the word “pervert” in…
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GREAT OUTTA WESTWOOD
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CWA — These RAPture-causing, hip, hopping UCLA Cheerleaders With Attitude are cooler than an Ice Cube, even in the Pasadena heat Okay, so I don’t have a clue about Rap/Hip-Hop Music or Culture. I have about 4,000 songs on my phone, and only 3 of them would qualify as being…
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ROSEN BLOOMS THEN VANDER’ GOES
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Good News, Bad Knee — Rosen honored with National Player of the Week Award in his very first game, but UCLA’s leading tackler Eddie Vanderdoes injures his knee and is lost for the season For the first time in 10 years, a Bruin has won the Walter Camp National Offensive…
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ROSEN DEFLOWERS VIRGINIA
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Josh the Virgin(ia)-Killer — True Freshman QB Josh Rosen is more of a surgeon than a virgin in his first college game ever, as he slices up the Cavaliers for 351 passing yards and 3 passing TD’s, leading UCLA to a convincing 34-16 opening day victory Remove the question mark,…
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NOW YOU SEE ‘EM…
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MAGIC HASSLE: Due to a recurring WordPress programming error, this website keeps disappearing, but don’t fear — if you see it blank, just check back a little later and it will be restored. By the way, if you are a WordPress expert, please contact me, because I will pay you…
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(Mc)GWIRE’S REMORSE
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Attack Big Mac — Disgraced trojan Mark McGwire is the first Batting Coach since 1923 to have his team get NO-HIT TWICE IN 9 DAYS It’s not like he doesn’t have any talented players to coach! In fact, ex-trojan and current Dodger Hitting Coach Mark McGwire could be arrested for…
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ROSEN GOES IN… AS THE STARTER
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Not posin’ — If you were dozin’ or maybe frozen, you may not know that Rosen got chosen… to be UCLA’s Starting Quarterback The suspense is over… for those people who never saw practice this season. For the rest of us, it was only a matter of time before True…
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DRUNK. HISTORY?
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Clown College Football Head Steve Sarkisian gets smashed at a u$c booster rally and humiliates himself and the “university” with slurred speech, profanity, and drunken proclamations about how the other Pac-12 schools suck — Will it be his embarrassing off-field antics, his team’s on-field underachievement, or his inability to come…
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TROJAN “GOD” STILL A CLOD AFTER ODD FLAWED FRAUD FOR SOD SQUAD
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Matt Leinart Flag Football League cheated Orange County cities out of over $80,000, by falsely pretending to be a non-profit charity Is this what they mean by “Trojan for Life?” A DECADE after leaving u$c, former trojan Quarterback Matt Leinart is still at it, breaking rules and cheating, in the…