Author: ucladavid
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PAIRADICE CITY
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Take me Down to Paradise City where the Brass is Seen and the Girls are Pretty: Just 2 days until Neuheisel<Slash>Chow and the UCLA Spirit Squad Welcome you, and answer any questions you may Axl You: “Hey Norm — Can our QBs’ GUNS get us the ROSES?” Norm: “It ain’t easy…” You: …
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NORM CHOW, WARM CHOW, AND CIAO, BELLISIMAS!
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On this Sunday, you can get the skinny from the Nation’s Best O.C. while you chow down on finger food, and chew the fat with the Nation’s Best Spirit Squad; The UCLA Cheerleaders are fat-free, but I can’t vouch for the appetizers From Norm’s duties to swarms of dorm cuties,…
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“HE HAS NO COMPANY”
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UConn Women’s 78th straight win completes consecutive perfect Championship Seasons, but their Coach states emphatically: This accomplishment does NOT put him in the company of John Wooden For 20 minutes, the UConn Huskies played like the Worst-Coached team you’ve ever seen. After taking a quick 5-0 lead, the Huskies gave…
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DUKE BLOCKS HEROES
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Blue Morning, Blue Day: It Feels Like The First Time for Urgent Krzyzewski, who’d been a Foreigner to success for 9 years until Hot-Blooded Butler went Cold As Ice to lose the Trophy to the Long, Long Way From Home Blue Devils, 61-59 One of the first things that Duke Head Coach…
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JENNA-ROSITY OF SPIRIT
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The UCLA Spirit Squad has given, given, and given — April 11th is your chance to give something back, while THEY give even more You’re going to think that you’re in Heaven. You’re going to open your eyes, and you’ll be surrounded by the best-looking co-eds in the World. For…
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DIE HARD TWO
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Indy Two: A Rocky but Super 52-50 win for Butler’s Speed-Terminators over the Final Four Godfather has them seeking a Squeakquel, against Duke’s Lethal Weapons, who Sting WVU, 78-57 The big injuries finally took their toll. Michigan State and West Virginia — both missing their injured Starting Point Guards —…
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MINGLE BELLES
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Oh, what fun! Just 8 days until “Christmas in April,” when all the UCLA Cheerleaders will be present to rap with you (No mistletoe, please) You better watch out. Because here comes yet another reminder about The Event of the Season: On April 11th from 4pm to 6pm at the James…
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JUGGERNAUT
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UCLA begins Spring Football practice, looking to start a reign like the one being enjoyed by The Dynasty on the Sidelines The UCLA Bruins took Spaulding Field on Thursday afternoon, kicking off Spring Football Practice for the 2010 season. The Bruins are coming off two forgettable seasons under Head Coach…
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ICY NERVES, SPICY CURVES, AND NICE HORS D’OEUVRES (PLEASE: NO PERVS)
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On Sunday, April 11th, come meet and eat with unflappable Coaches, unstoppable Players, and un-croppable Cheerleaders, all to benefit the incomparable UCLA Spirit Squad Save the Cheerleaders, save the World. No, this is NOT an April Fool’s Day joke. The UCLA Spirit Squad has requested that I INVITE ALL OF…
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THE ‘STORM IS GOING TO BLOW
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STORM WARNING: St. John’s interviews Steve Lavin, but the Red Storm should just talk to some Bruin fans More proof that the East Coast doesn’t really watch West Coast games: The St. John’s Red Storm is considering ex-Bruin Head Coach Steve Lavin for their current Head Coaching vacancy. St. John’s…
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5 TO 1 BABY, 1 N’ 5 — NO ONE ELSE GETS OUT ALIVE
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MR. MOJO RISIN’ — #5 Michigan State and #1 Duke Break On Through to the Final Four, slamming The Doors on Tennessee and Baylor If familiarity breeds contempt, then you can understand why some Bruin fans didn’t want Michigan State or Duke to advance to the Final Four. MSU, under…
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GIRLS GONE: WILDCATS
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Nice Brack: The Wildcats of K-State get exposed by sizzling-hot Butler, then the Wildcats of K-Y get exploited by the Mountaineers’ tight-at-first Butler, who shakes it off and helps the cheeky West Virginians bump off Calipari’s Barely Legal pussycats Hot Freshman co-eds takin’ off… for home. The #1-Seeded Kentucky Wildcats can…