Author: ucladavid
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WHAM, BAM, THANK YOU LAMB
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Ch-ch-ch-Changes: It could be a Golden Year for Young American Tyler Lamb, who scores 17 in a win over the Golden Eagles, and who could be one of the Heroes to reach early Fame if the Bruins are saying “Let’s Dance” in March Lean on me, man, if you can’t…
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RALLY OF THE DOLLS
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Rally Junky: Thanks to pulling some strings at the cabbage patch, you can now take a better peek at the pregame rally, where it’s all peak and no valley — Never a downer, even in down times “Porcelain.” To all you drinkers out there, that word may have a negative connotation. …
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KATZ IN THE CRADLE
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Young Bruins youth-a-nize Katz, pop ‘quizz, and give Beavers a (For)bath as time expires, in Harry 17-14 upset That’s Harry, as in Chapin. And little boys Blue feel like Men on the Moon, and you know they’ll have a good time now. Ryan Katz’ Homecoming was not as pleasant as he expected. …
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PACE CADETS
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Howland’s recruits blast off to a running start, using a speed-of-light transition game to rocket to a 95-59 win, despite going 3-for-21 from outer space Apollo, Ohno! The UCLA Bruins launched their Exhibition Season on Thursday night, starting the final countdown to the regular season, and for a nice change of pace from…
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JERSEY S’MORE
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(UCL)A-Wow: Here’s the Situation — I promised you s’more UCLA Dance Team photos, so here are 20, most in Football jerseys; Orange you glad they don’t look (or act) like Snooki? I hate Reality TV. I hate no-talent thugs and sluts masquerading as TV Stars. So obviously, I hate “Jersey Shore.” It…
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PETTY-VOTE JUNCTION
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Despite all the petty attack ads, you should still address the issues by casting your vote today No, I’m not going to endorse a candidate, or a proposition, or even a Party. Politics has its place, and this isn’t it. I know that there are a lot of trojan-haters whose…
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FOX SPORTS FUX UP
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Fox’s screw-up invalidates thousands of entries in their online Football Pool, but they are DENYING that it ever happened [NOTE: THERE ARE 35 MORE NEW UCLA CHEERLEADER PHOTOS AT THE END OF THIS ARTICLE!!!!!!!] MAN UP, Fox Sports! Computer glitches happen. Like death and taxes, computer errors will always be with…
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TACKLE-ME ELMO
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Bruins aren’t tacklish at all in un-funny 29-21 loss to Wildcats, then big Birds toy with trojans before saying “Open Sesame” to floodgates, and teaching a lesson to (non-) tackling dummies in 53-32 laugher Usc is 2-3 in the Pac-10. That WOULD have been good for a chuckle, if the…
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NO BITTER AFTERTASTE
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Pour Some Sugar On Me: As a follow-up to the previous, honey-rific pictorial, here are 35 more ungranulated UCLA Cheerleader photos to hit you right in the Sweet Spot Bruin Football fans have a sour taste in their mouths after consecutive blowouts, so it’s time to ask: One lump or two? It’s…
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HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN CHEER-UP
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Splenda in the Grass: There is no sugar-coating the last two games for the decaying Bruins, but the syrupy-sweet UCLA Spirit Squad can still satisfy your sweet tooth, and fill up your emotional cavity The Bruins have gotten pancaked two weeks in a row, but for some of us, our…
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JUICE BOXED
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This time, concentrating on the Race Card doesn’t hold water, as fruity Appeal gets tossed, and O. J. gets tossed back into the Deep Freeze, for at least another 7 years After the Bruins got beaten to a pulp on Thursday night, my fellow trojan-haters and I really needed a pick-me-up… and…
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PLOTZIN’ IN AUTZEN
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Verklempt, blue-ish Bruins lay an egg against the #1 Ducks, who easily live up to their billing with a 60-13 slaughter Some of my best friends are blue-ish. UCLA finally played the way they were expected to — Horribly. The Bruins got absolutely destroyed by Oregon in noisy Autzen Stadium,…