Author: ucladavid
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RED ASS-FAULT
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Yet another selfish trojan football player puts public lives in danger, as u$c Linebacker Don Hill gets busted for a DUI Considering u$c’s ever-growing list of criminals that is longer than a chimpanzee’s arm, you have to wonder: Do they RECRUIT all these idiots and a-holes, or do they just…
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HOLY ALAMO-LY!
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Take a guac on the wild side — UCLA dominates early to lead at the Half 31-6, but have to recover a last-minute onside kick — twice — in order to stave off a valiant Kansas State comeback attempt and take the Alamo Bowl 40-35 Texas may be the Lone…
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RIGHT LANE OBSTRUCTED AGAIN
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Lowest Lane — Just like the 405 North near UCLA, when Lane Kiffin is coaching in a big game, you can assume that a Lane will be shut down, and that’s what happened in the Sugar Bowl, as Kiffin’s confused Offense chokes in the end, allowing Ohio State to upset…
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KENDRICKS CAN TELL PAC-12 HEAD COACHES: “KISS MY BUTKUS!”
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UCLA’s Eric Kendricks wins the Dick Butkus Award as the NATION’S Best Linebacker, despite Pac-12 Head Coaches failing to name him to the All-Conference 1st Team Sometimes, you have to leave home to get a little respect. Last week, the Pac-12 announced their All-Conference 1st and 2nd Teams, and Honorable…
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USE YOUR INSIDE BOYSSS
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OH SHHHHH– With the excitement of UCLA’s Football season gone, it’s time to become Westwood Insiders, and shift your loyal excitement to the Basketball Bruins, who left Fullerton’s Titans unfulfilled on Wednesday night, 73-45 With UCLA Basketball in a rebuilding year, having lost 5 key players to the Pro’s, it’s…
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STUN AND DONE
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From entitled to un-titled — Bruins take early 7-0 and 10-7 leads, then give up a stunning 24 straight points to a dominating 5-loss Stanford team to lose 31-10 — their seventh straight loss to the Cardinal — costing UCLA the Pac-12 South Division Title and killing their Playoff dreams…
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DANCING PAST THE GRAVEYARD
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Fiddlin’ around while Troy burns — Bruins continue to celebrate their third straight victory over Southern Cal, while trojan fans go into full meltdown mode, calling for their Coach’s head There really is no shame getting your ass handed to you by the #8 team in the Country… unless your…
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WE OWN THIS TOWN, WE OWN THESE CLOWNS!!!
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The Three-ry of Everything — Brett Hundley throws THREE Touchdown passes to beat sc for the THIRD time in a row, making Jim Mora THREE-and-0 against Southern Cal Clown College and their THREE different trojan Head Coaches in THREE years THREE OWN THIS TOWN! It’s a TRI-UMPH! In the Crosstown…
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WE “DON’T NEED A F*CKING FIRE” TO GET FIRED UP TO BEAT SC
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The gloom is off the rows — Selfish-bastard protesters block the bonfire, potentially creating gloom for hundreds of rows of Bruins, but Mora won’t hear of it — He makes the no-fire announcement with flair, forbidding fans from booing, saying we don’t need a f*cking fire, and having his players…
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29 PICTURES ARE WORTH 3 WORDS, AND THOSE 3 “WORDS” ARE “BEAT SC”
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It’s BeatSC week, the Bruins are up to #9 in the Playoff Rankings and are favored by 3 over the #19 trojans, so u$c re-instates Josh Shaw (the lying fraud “hero” who said he saved a child from drowning to cover up his fleeing from Police), apparently reneging on their…
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BERTH CONTROL THRILL
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Destiny’s Wild — Thanks to the Beavers upsetting the Sun Devils on Saturday night, the Bruins are back in control of their own destiny: If UCLA can BeatSC and Stanford, they automatically win the South Division and earn a berth in the Pac-12 Championship Game against Oregon Not many people…
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STAIRWAY TO ‘LEVEN
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All that glitters is blue and gold — The Bruins get a Whole Lotta Love from the College Football Playoff Committee, and Ramble On up to be Plant-ed at #11 in the Rankings, a 7-rung jump that is the biggest in the Nation. Dazed and Confused trojans remain missing from…