Undefeated #13 Bruins are living the life of luxury after their third straight blowout win, but you can go from the penthouse to the outhouse in a hurry — Just ask Jonathan Franklin or Penthouse Magazine
Ex-UCLA Star Running Back Jonathan Franklin finally got his chance on Sunday. Franklin is on the Green Bay Packers, and was buried on the depth chart. But thanks to three injuries, Jetski got an opportunity to show what he can do, and he took advantage. JF led The Pack to a late lead at Cincinnati, while gaining over 100 TOUGH yards and running for a Touchdown. Franklin was even blocking well, despite the fact that his lack of blocking skills got him listed at 4th string in the first place. So with just a few minutes left in the game, it looked like Green Bay had found it’s new Starting RB.
The Packers had the ball and the lead as the clock was down under 4 minutes, when they decided to go for it on a 4th Down, to try to ice the game. But Franklin fumbled the ball, and the Bengals returned it all the way for the game-winning Touchdown. Franklin was the goat, despite the fact that they would have never led the game without his impressive efforts.
Just when you think you’re on top of the World…
The owners of Penthouse Magazine can airbrush you a similar story. The decades-old juggernaut of porn just filed for bankruptcy. Could it be because NO ONE PAYS FOR PORN ANY MORE?? Duh. Like a wide-eyed midwestern runaway starlet, they should have seen it coming. With the advent of the Internet, and the instant availability of every conceivable type of porn, no matter how perverted your fetish, why would anyone actually PURCHASE a hard copy of images that appear for free on your computer screen?
Just two cautionary tales for UCLA’s Football team, who has been cruising so far this season, overcoming three straight slow starts to notch three straight convincing victories. As easy as it seems now, it could all go South with one bad game. When you’re #13 in the Country, all it takes is one misfire to fall from the elite to the also-rans. Celebrating now would definitely be premature.
That being said, it’s time once again to celebrate the beauty and grace of the UCLA Spirit Squad, who doesn’t need any airbrushing or Photoshopping to be “IN VOGUE” — or any other magazine. Here are 40 FREE photos on the Internet, of the invaluable Bruin Cheerleaders. Priceless!