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Archive for October, 2011

  • TRIPLE RIPPLE

    Good McThings Come in Three’s — Tevin McDonald scoops up 3 Interceptions and Derrick Coleman scores 3 Touchdowns in Bruin upset of Cal, while Tevin’s brother T.J McDonald’s Personal Foul helps usc lose in Triple Overtime to Stanford Everyone knows that the McRib is Back, but did you know that the Bruins are back too? 10 days after […]

  • DILLON IS BLOWIN’ IN THE WIND

    Tangled Up In Red — Dillon Baxter’s career is Knockin’ On Heaven’s Door, after he is kicked off the trojan Football team, probably for whining Just Like A Woman Everybody Must Get Stoned, and Dillon Baxter just got stoned, AGAIN, all the way out to Highway 61, as he will not be working on Kiffy’s […]

  • FROM WAKE FOREST TO FOREST LAWN

    Demon Deacon defies death in DWI, then decides to transfer to U$C, where the Basketball program was laid to rest decades ago As if there weren’t ENOUGH criminals playing for the trOJans. Just when you thought $C had perfected the art of turning their athletes into lawbreakers, they’ve apparently decided that they need to bring in some […]

  • REELIN’ IN THE CHEERS

    A Bruin Team Worth Cheering — 6th-Ranked UCLA Women’s Volleyball is almost sent reeling after losing a set to lowly Colorado, but the Steely Bruins avoid a Black Friday by doing the Dirty Work in Set 4 to win the match, and will try to Do It Again on Saturday night vs. Utah They got a a name for […]

  • THE PRICE OF FAILURE

    Desert Sin — Sheldon Price returns but fails to help the horrendous UCLA Defense, who deserts Neuheisel in the Desert by giving up 42 First Half points in 48-12 suckfest; The Offense isn’t much better, losing two fumbles and scoring only 1 TD against one of the Nation’s worst units, plus, the Bruins get into fistfights […]

  • THE ONLY THING WE HAVE TO CHEER IS CHEER ITSELF

    Not to fear — Just because the Bruins didn’t play this past Weekend doesn’t mean I can’t celebrate the UCLA Spirit Squad, whose members are so stunning, they would have made FDR stand up and cheer The UCLA Bruin Football team is about to get some National exposure, whether they want it or not, when they head to Arizona to […]

  • CLOSE-UP MAGIC

    Are you ready for some close-ups? — No (wild) child is left behind, as this “All In” 33-photo pictorial features every single female member of the 2011 UCLA Dance Team and Cheer Squad, many in up close and personal head shots Unlike some other “media” sources, I actually try to be fair and balanced in […]

  • PRINCE-ABLE OF THE THING

    It’s a matter of Prince-able — After Richard Brehaut’s leg gets fractured, much-maligned Kevin Prince comes in (to a round of boos) and leads UCLA to a thrilling come-from-behind 28-25 victory over WSU, completing two bombs to Nelson Rosario and TD passes to Josh Smith and Shaquelle Evans REDEMPTION. After Kevin Prince threw three straight Interceptions against […]

  • BENNIE AND THE JET

    UCLA’s Ben Francisco hits a Rocket, Man, that makes Really Keen Baseball History, and combined with Bruin Chase Utley’s Electric non-Boot, silences the Solid Wall of Sound in St. Louis, and lifts the Phillies to a 2-1 Division Series lead over the Redbirds Never before in the History of Baseball has anyone ever hit a PINCH […]

  • LUCK BE A GREAT-Y TONIGHT

    Stanford QB Andrew Luck overwhelms UCLA, whose two lost fumbles, two missed PAT’s and too many missed tackles allow the Cardinal to win going away, 45-19 It wasn’t nearly as bad as expected.  Yeah, the final margin was bigger than the spread, but the Bruins were actually still in striking distance of the #4 Cardinal in […]

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