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Archive for April, 2010

  • DATE NIGHT WITH UCLA CHEERLEADERS AS BABYSITTERS

    “Honey, the Baby-Sitters are here” — A Virgin Islands hideaway, a ball autographed by Love, and the ultimate Kid-Friendly Date Night make the Spirit Squad fundraiser a success beyond your wildest dreams Never before has a Nanny-Cam been so imperative.  Okay, maybe in the hundreds of thousands of cases of real-world psycho-nannies, but next to those, this […]

  • NATIONALS VELVET

    5 other teams can’t mount a challenge, as the smooth-as-blue-velvet Bruins easily clear their regional hurdle, with TEN-acity, and are galloping on to the National Finals The UCLA Gymnastics Bruins are ranked #3 in the Country, but for the second time in a row, they have posted the highest score in the Country.  On Saturday, the Bruins […]

  • VAULT DISNEY

    Take a Poll and you’ll hear that Kevin Prince is Charming a Small World of fans and Coaches, as his storybook vault in performance has him frozen at the head of the QB Club, and has Richard Brehaut going back in the vault Rule #1 on Practice Reports, especially in the Spring:  Don’t vault to […]

  • PAIRADICE CITY

    Take me Down to Paradise City where the Brass is Seen and the Girls are Pretty:  Just 2 days until Neuheisel<Slash>Chow and the UCLA Spirit Squad Welcome you, and answer any questions you may Axl You:  “Hey Norm — Can our QBs’ GUNS get us the ROSES?” Norm:  “It ain’t easy…” You:  “Welcome to the Jungle, Baby.” […]

  • NORM CHOW, WARM CHOW, AND CIAO, BELLISIMAS!

    On this Sunday, you can get the skinny from the Nation’s Best O.C. while you chow down on finger food, and chew the fat with the Nation’s Best Spirit Squad;  The UCLA Cheerleaders are fat-free, but I can’t vouch for the appetizers From Norm’s duties to swarms of dorm cuties, there will be plenty to […]

  • “HE HAS NO COMPANY”

    UConn Women’s 78th straight win completes consecutive perfect Championship Seasons, but their Coach states emphatically:  This accomplishment does NOT put him in the company of John Wooden For 20 minutes, the UConn Huskies played like the Worst-Coached team you’ve ever seen.  After taking a quick 5-0 lead, the Huskies gave up 12 straight, while going […]

  • DUKE BLOCKS HEROES

    Blue Morning, Blue Day:  It Feels Like The First Time for Urgent Krzyzewski, who’d been a Foreigner to success for 9 years until Hot-Blooded Butler went Cold As Ice to lose the Trophy to the Long, Long Way From Home Blue Devils, 61-59 One of the first things that Duke Head Coach Mike Krzyzewski said after the […]

  • JENNA-ROSITY OF SPIRIT

    The UCLA Spirit Squad has given, given, and given — April 11th is your chance to give something back, while THEY give even more You’re going to think that you’re in Heaven.  You’re going to open your eyes, and you’ll be surrounded by the best-looking co-eds in the World.  For a moment, you will almost […]

  • DIE HARD TWO

    Indy Two:  A Rocky but Super 52-50 win for Butler’s Speed-Terminators over the Final Four Godfather has them seeking a Squeakquel, against Duke’s Lethal Weapons, who Sting WVU, 78-57 The big injuries finally took their toll.  Michigan State and West Virginia — both missing their injured Starting Point Guards — fell to healthy Butler and […]

  • MINGLE BELLES

    Oh, what fun!  Just 8 days until “Christmas in April,” when all the UCLA Cheerleaders will be present to rap with you (No mistletoe, please) You better watch out.  Because here comes yet another reminder about The Event of the Season:  On April 11th from 4pm to 6pm at the James West Alumni Center on UCLA’s […]

  • JUGGERNAUT

    UCLA begins Spring Football practice, looking to start a reign like the one being enjoyed by The Dynasty on the Sidelines The UCLA Bruins took Spaulding Field on Thursday afternoon, kicking off Spring Football Practice for the 2010 season.  The Bruins are coming off two forgettable seasons under Head Coach Rick Neuheisel, but most Bruin […]

  • ICY NERVES, SPICY CURVES, AND NICE HORS D’OEUVRES (PLEASE: NO PERVS)

    On Sunday, April 11th, come meet and eat with unflappable Coaches, unstoppable Players, and un-croppable Cheerleaders, all to benefit the incomparable UCLA Spirit Squad Save the Cheerleaders, save the World. No, this is NOT an April Fool’s Day joke.  The UCLA Spirit Squad has requested that I INVITE ALL OF YOU to the “Spirit Squad […]

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