DeRoze and Fall of Troy — In the final minute of the 2018 NBA All-Star game, Toronto Raptor and ex-trojan DeMar DeRozan misses a Free Throw, throws the ball away for a Turnover, and fails to get the final, potentially game-tying shot off before the buzzer (it was a brick anyway) in a 148-145 loss […]
Bluish Holiday — Bruin star Aaron Holiday is the concierge of UCLA’s thrilling 86-78 overtime victory, sending the Quacks packing with 29 Points, 6 Assists, and 5 Rebounds, as he starts his probable permanent vacation from Pauley Pavilion Aaron Holiday is only a Junior, but Senior Day at Pauley Pavilion on Saturday was most likely […]
J.L. to ja-il? — Trojan Joseph Lewis, the Nation’s #1 High School Wide Receiver of 2016, is arrested for FELONY Domestic Violence with bail set at $50,000 Well, at least he didn’t murder two people. Yet another trojan athlete has run afoul of the law in a very serious way. This time it is Wide […]
Embracing Doughversity — The rampant proliferation of recreational hugs, Vodka, and tasty appetizers keep a dispiriting announcement from putting a damper on a hugely successful fundrai$er for the illustrious UCLA Spirit Squad Pork Dumplings can fix almost anything. Combine them with a mashed potato bar, grilled cheese sandwiches dipped in tomato bisque, and sweet & […]
Greet is Good — This coming Saturday at 1:00pm in Pauley Pavilion is the annual UCLA Spirit Squad All-Access Reception. Come eat hors d’oeuvres, drink cocktails, win prizes, and meet Bruin Athletes, Coaches, National Champions, and of course, the best Cheerleaders in the Country It’s that time of year again — One of the best events […]
Trojans shot down like dogs — UCLA’s Aircraft Carrier Thomas Welsh carries the Bruins to victory over u$c 82-79, scoring 21 Points including UCLA’s last 5 — a 3-pointer to give them the lead, and 2 Free Throws to go up by 3 with 11 seconds left; Aaron Holiday (23 Points, 9 Assists, 6 Rebounds, […]