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Archive for August, 2017

  • IN THE HEAT OF DENY

    We’ve got Spear-it — u$c will ADMIT any millionaire, but can’t ADMIT any mistakes, denying that the statue of Shakespeare they commissioned and unveiled has his name spelled incorrectly, while also denying that their mascot Traveler is named after the horse of Confederate degenerate General Robert E. Lee When President-for-now Trump commended people who marched […]

  • ROSEN ASSETS

    Variable Interest Rate — Coming off a 4-8 season, expectations for return on investment are low, until you see Josh Rosen’s leadership, mechanics, and pinpoint accuracy accrue, and then you get your hopes up again that UCLA’s stock will rise As racial tension rises in the Country, and nuclear tension rises internationally due to a […]

  • DON’T HAVE A COWLINGS, MAN!

    Ay CAR-amaba!  And that car is a White Ford Bronco — Thanks to a $15 Million “anonymous” donation, u$c has named a residential building on campus after the trojan who was charged with a felony for aiding fugitive O.J. Simpson after the infamous double murders [I know this is an older story, which was first […]

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