Bad start, worse ending — Ex-trojan QB’s Cody Kessler and Carson Palmer both lead their teams to losses on Sunday, as Kessler chokes comically in his very first series as a Pro, and Palmer throws FOUR straight Interceptions in the 4th Quarter Rookie QB from u$c Cody Kessler started this season as the THIRD STRING […]
Master Debaters – The Presidential candidates argued last night over some of the qualities needed to run the Country, and a couple of those traits are also essential to the success of a UCLA Cheerleader I try not to get too political on this website. I think the majority of my readers are liberal-leaning, but […]
Clay Pigeon or Lame Duck? — With National Championship-winning Coach Les Miles suddenly available after being fired by LSU, u$c’s 1-and-3 Coach Clay Helton’s hot seat must be burning his ass; Some Bruin fans may actually be rooting for the trojans to win a few games so Clay stays and Miles stays miles away. As […]
Root of all Tree-vil — Despite getting outplayed and out-toughed all game long, #7 Stanford digs deep to rally in the last two minutes for a game-winning touchdown drive; The Cardinal added another TD after a Sack of Rosen on UCLA’s final desperation play, making the final score a very misleading 22-13, and extending the […]
Cardinal demagorgon – Stanford has been a monster for UCLA, but anything can happen in this realm, and the Bruins need to turn it into the Upside Down Many Bruin fans fear the worst today. But never WAFFLE — Always hold out hope because you never know when a big surprise is coming. Here are […]
Finding Adoree — U$c blows a 14-point Second Half lead, as Utah scores with 16 seconds left on a TD pass that beats former Heisman candidate Adoree Jackson, who loses a shoe and blows the coverage; The trojans are now 1-and-3, after this 31-27 heartbreaking, backbreaking and hilarious loss Until tonight, u$c had won 84 […]
With Utah struggling against u$c, despite recovering THREE trojan fumbles, here are some UCLA Cheerleader photos to keep your spirits up It’s not over yet, but I’d say it doesn’t look great… so here’s something great-looking to take your mind off of it,
Once a SCumbag… — Pete Carroll gets busted by the NFL for cheating, AGAIN, as the Seahawks will lose a draft pick, a week of practice, and pay a $400,000 fine, and Carroll himself will have to cough up another $200,000 personally, after he tried to gain a competitive advantage while risking the health of […]
Great Again –Bruins cross the borders into Utah and torture BYU 17-14, as their surprisingly stifling Defense led by Jayon Brown and Adarius Pickett comes up yuuuge and trumps Hill and the Cougars’ Offense in a landslide September Surprise: The Bruins have a Defense. With many key components back from injury, and with a solid […]
T.J. = To Jail? — Former trojan Defensive Back T.J. McDonald, who was arrested in May for crashing into a parked car, was formally charged yesterday, for driving under the influence of drugs, and faces up to 6 months of incarceration McDonald, Clown College… If you’re wondering why I didn’t incorporate that “name irony” into […]
Highway to the Danger Zone — Trojan Linebacker Osa Masina was arrested yesterday on THREE FELONY charges: One count of RAPE, and two counts of FORCIBLE SODOMY; He now faces life imprisonment, where he may just develop some serious empathy for his alleged victim [WARNING – WARNING – WARNING: This article contains graphic, disgusting details […]
“Killing it” begins with “K” — Bruin star Eric Kendricks is named NFC Defensive Player of the Week after his 77-yard Interception Return Touchdown leads the Vikings to victory; Meanwhile two new “K” additions to the Dance Team gives them 6 Killer K’s (7 if you count the new Assistant Coach, and you know I […]