Month: August 2016

  • MO MAS! NO MAS!

    Osa Double Dose-a — Due to two (count ’em, TWO) separate investigations of SEXUAL ASSAULT [rape, forcible sodomy, fondling and “exploitation by telecom.”] in two different states, trojan Linebacker Osa Masina has been suspended for sc’s season opener against Alabama Innocent until proven guilty.  That’s what I always say.  But…

  • MARIJUANAVICH EM-BARE-ASSED AGAIN

    The Nude Bomb — Ex-trojan hero, NFL bust, and Chronic offender Todd Marinovich gets busted yet again, this time for being NAKED, with pot, in someone else’s backyard [UPDATE:  It is now being reported that they found METH on him too!] All that talent.  All that money.  Pissed away by…