Month: March 2016

  • BEST McDONALD’S DISHES EVER

    Amaze-balls!! —  UCLA Recruit Lonzo Ball dazzles McDonaldland and the whole Country with his spectacular Special Sauce passes, amassing a record-tying 13 Assists as his West team cruises to victory in the prestigious McDonald’s All-American Game Lonzo knows winning.  Coming off his 35-0 Championship Season, Lonzo Ball notched another W,…

  • SWAGGY P – BRAIN

    The Mustard Falls Off the Hotdog — Current L.A. Laker and ex-trojan Nick “Swaggy P” Young gets accused of lewd behavior and sexually harassing a woman — and her mother — at an intersection in Hollywood What a Swagoff.  You can take the player out of u$c, but you can’t…

  • NEVER MIND THE BULLOCK!!

    Anarchy in the NCAA –u$c punks choke in March Madness 70-69, blowing a 5-point lead in the final 2:21, with 2 consecutive turnovers, then 3 missed Free Throws in the final minute, and finally, a blown defense, on an inbounds play with 3 seconds left, allowing Providence’s Rodney Bullock to…

  • TURN THE BEAT AROUND

    Go to the Matt — The Bruins’ odds of surviving are similar to Matt Damon’s in “The Martian,” but that doesn’t mean we can’t still hold out hope, enjoy the ride, and enjoy some more images from Senior Day at Pauley I’m a sore loser, and if the worst happens…

  • LOOKIN’ LIKE A MILLION IN PAULEY PAVILION

    From rags to riches — Even though it’s hard to watch the 2016 Bruin Basketball team sometimes, the UCLA Spirit Squad is always a sight for sore eyes No matter the price of admission to see the Bruins play Basketball, it’s always worth it to be in the arena, thanks…

  • HEART-Y BOYS MYSTERY

    Not the way Nancy Drew it up — UCLA shows incredible spirit and heart, fighting back from 16 down in the final minutes, but with a chance to win it with 5 seconds left, a Turnover costs them the victory in their last game in Pauley, and deepens the mystery…