Month: November 2012

  • LOSS TO FOE POLY A FAUX PAS IN PAULEY

    Powell foul makes Howland growl — #11 (not for long) Bruins blow 18-point 2nd Half lead, and fall to lowly Cal Poly San Luis Obispo 70-68, after stupid foul when game was tied with 11 seconds left The Howland-Haters got a whole bunch of ammunition on Sunday night, as a post-Thanksgiving crowd…

  • CARDINAL’S IN

    Hunger Game — The more-needy Stanford Cardinal overpowers UCLA 35-17 to force a rematch with the Bruins next Friday in Palo Alto, when both teams will have the same amount at stake There’s an old saying in Sports:  The team that “wants it more” usually wins.  And wanting it more usually…

  • RE-VAMPED

    New and improved Pauley hosts Women’s Basketball, Irish-style, and the UCLA Dance Team, Gangnam-style I’ve been so busy, working 70-hour weeks and getting tons of calls needing help during my “off” days, I hadn’t had a chance to see New Pauley until Friday.  I have this week off for Thanksgiving…

  • TROJAN TURKEYS’ TWIN TURNOVERS TREAT TOM’S TEAM TO TWO TOUCHDOWNS

    Ex-u$c stars Sanchez and McKnight fumble on back-to-back plays and thankful Tom Brady’s Patriots return both for TD’s  in 49-19 trouncing of the Jets on Thanksgiving night This is not a good week to be a trojan… unless you enjoy watching your players choke…and choke again. After Saturday’s upset at the…

  • THE PASADENA PLUNGE

    The Bruin celebration continues, while trojan fans melt down, and call for their Coach’s head The Bruin Basketball team won a Nationally-televised game against the University of Georgia on Tuesday evening.  They were led by the Nation’s #1 recruit, Shabazz Muhammad, who scored 21 points in only his second collegiate…

  • SCOREBOARD, BABY!

  • MORA STOPS THE REIGN (TO MORA, TO MORA, I LOVE YOU, JIM MORA)

    Wet Dream — Bruins drown trojans 38-28 in the rain, starting off with a 24-0 deluge, then icing it with a ballsy, aggressive TD drive (instead of just trying “not to lose” by grinding down the clock) The sun will come out, to Mora… And if you bet your bottom dollar on…

  • BALL-BUSTED!

    Ball-sacked!!!  Trojans nailed for cheating, AGAIN — This time, u$c gets caught red-handed, in the act of deflating footballs used in their loss to Oregon They cheat, and cheat, and cheat and cheat and cheat — the Kiffy and Haden Show.  When the trojans’ season got off to a weak start, the trojans decided…

  • DYING FOR YOUR SUPPORT

    “Grave Secrets” premieres on Nickelodeon this Friday night at 8pm, as the first episode of a new series called “Deadtime Stories.”  PLEASE watch it, DVR it, and tell your friends about it (especially the ones between the ages of 7 and 12) If you have ever wanted to support me…

  • ELECTILE DYSFUNCTION?

    Despite u$c’s preseason hype and the uncertainty about UCLA’s new Coach, the Bruins are now shockingly ranked higher than the trojans, for the first time in almost a dozen years Where’s Matt Leinart — and his “F*ck the BCS” t-shirt — now that the trojans need him? For the first…

  • I LOVE THE SIXTIES

    No hallucination — Navy-clad UCLA scores 66 points to acid-wash Arizona, and Oregon puts up 62 to Beat SC Psychedelic Payback in Pasadena, and at the Coliseum too.  Last year, the Bruins went to Arizona, and got beat so badly that the Coach was as good as fired.  The Wildcats exploded out of the gate that night,…