Worst Episode Ever: Numbskull Bruins are Slapstick Shemps for Stanford in 35-0 Poke in the Eyes Even Curly scored ONCE… when he hid the ball under his jersey. Maybe Norm Chow ought to add that little piece of trickery to his “arsenal,” since nothing else seems to be working. In fact, it was SO AWFUL on […]
While most of you were sleeping like babies because of the Holiday, Rick Neuheisel was delivering the Nation’s #5 High School QB to UCLA as a much-needed painkiller Bruin fans were blue this week. EXTRA blue. After blowing a chance for a win at Kansas State on Saturday, UCLA had some of its followers making excuses […]
Not Fonda this not-so-Great Depression: The Bruins can’t GET A GRIP, on several catchable passes, or on the Kansas State Running Backs, whose dust they eat in a 31-22 Road loss When usc gave up 588 yards on Thursday night, they had a good excuse for their bad tackling: Due to Sanctions and limited bodies, they weren’t ALLOWED to practice […]
Ex-trojan Fili Moala gets busted for endangering kids of all ages, by allegedly putting the pedal to the metal while intoxicated Fili-busted? Say it ain’t Mo! Yet another ex-trojan got caught allegedly breaking the law yesterday, when Police nabbed Indianapolis Colt Defensive Tackle Fili Moala for Driving While Intoxicated. Apparently, you can take the Fili […]
Ma-halo Victory: Favored by 21 in Hawaii, usc spears the Warriors by only 13, giving up 36 points and 588 yards despite knocking out Hawaii’s QB with a savage blow to the head The trOJans are still getting away with Murder. Like an old re-run, some things never change. In Honolulu on Thursday night, the University of […]
The Cardinals want to say “Adios” to the alienated ex-trojan QB, but all they’re hearing from other teams so far is “No way, Jose” At least no one is asking him to give back his Heisman. It’s been a tough month for former trojan hero and Ballroom Dance Student Matt Leinart. This season he was supposed […]