STORM WARNING: St. John’s interviews Steve Lavin, but the Red Storm should just talk to some Bruin fans More proof that the East Coast doesn’t really watch West Coast games: The St. John’s Red Storm is considering ex-Bruin Head Coach Steve Lavin for their current Head Coaching vacancy. St. John’s might not have the History […]
MR. MOJO RISIN’ — #5 Michigan State and #1 Duke Break On Through to the Final Four, slamming The Doors on Tennessee and Baylor If familiarity breeds contempt, then you can understand why some Bruin fans didn’t want Michigan State or Duke to advance to the Final Four. MSU, under the guidance of Tom Izzo, […]
Nice Brack: The Wildcats of K-State get exposed by sizzling-hot Butler, then the Wildcats of K-Y get exploited by the Mountaineers’ tight-at-first Butler, who shakes it off and helps the cheeky West Virginians bump off Calipari’s Barely Legal pussycats Hot Freshman co-eds takin’ off… for home. The #1-Seeded Kentucky Wildcats can start their Spring Break now, […]
High VOL-tage: The 6th-seeded Volunteers will dally with the Elite for the first time ever after upsetting 2-seed Ohio State, 76-73; (5)Mich. St., (3)Baylor and (1)Duke also advance Unlike when Magic Johnson’s Michigan State beat Larry Bird’s Indiana State for a National Title, the team with the best player doesn’t always win. Evan Turner of Ohio State is generally […]
Washington, Holiday won’t be observed in Elite Eight, as Pac-10’s furthest travelers get re-routed back to Seattle A Husky Cinderella would never do — The glass slipper would never fit. But the label of hothead may fit UW Coach Lorenzo Romar to a T (or not). Romar picked up a Technical Foul after Referees screwed […]
Rumors had Ben Howland burying UCLA’s “Howland Era” to go resurrect the Blue Demons, but he laid them to rest by opining that he has “zero interest” in this undertaking From Pauley to DePaul? Low-hair to O’hare? DePaul-bearer of bad news? No. UCLA Head Basketball Coach Ben Howland insists that he has no intention of […]
Smokin’ Blue Devils weed out wasted Golden Bears: Cal — UCLA’s Pac-10 buds — can’t light it up, coughing up two 4:20 breaks without hitting any J’s, and get blitzed by #1 Seed Duke, 68-53 Stoned-cold California’s pipe dream is toast. Even with a spark from former Blue Devil Jamal Boykin, Cal couldn’t bowl over anyone in […]
Heavily-played overall #1 Seed Kansas hits The Point of No Return — It’s 9th-seed underdog Northern Iowa who will Carry On instead, as will UW’s Dawgs, who rock Los Lobos to strike a Sweet chord for the Pac-10 You’re not IN anymore, Kansas. For the first time in 6 years, a Number One Seed has been knocked out of […]
Cal aborts Louisville’s season with a game-opening 22-4 assault, and a game-closing 15-2 spurt that headed off a comeback and sent the adulterous, extorted Coach and his Buckle-buddies packing, 77-62 Rick Pitino is a great, National Championship-winning Coach, who got falsely accused of Rape and later extorted for Abortion money and millions more, after admittedly […]
Marquette will not honor Q-Pon: Washington’s Quincy Pondexter pronounces the Golden Eagles legally dead, and the Cause of Death is a Q-Pon bankshot Jack-ed up two seconds before time expires What a(u)topsy-turvy opening day of the NCAA! Three games went into Overtime (which is as many as the whole Tournament last year), including one Double-Overtime, there […]
The latest edition is missing staples UCLA, NC, UConn, and U of A, so instead, thumb through this unabashed pictorial: The (Cheer) Girls of UCLA There has been some Bruin-related news lately, but nothing worthy of shouting in the streets — Nothing worthy of wildly celebrating. So this article really just exists in order to fulfill […]
Bears Planted in South, Devils turn Page: Bruins “dove” like a Zeppelin made out of Lead in their Swan Song, but from the darkest depths of Mordor, Dazed and Confused UCLA fans’ allegiances are Going to California and Washington (ASU got No Quarter), hoping they can reach the Stairway, and salvage a Whole Lotta Love for the […]