Month: November 2009

  • ELECTRIC CHAIR-ITY

    Bruins execute themselves with bad execution and 4 Giveaways in 28-7 loss, but continue to close the gap:  Despite the gift Turnovers and Prince getting injured, it was still a 1-possession game with 91 seconds to go, AT the Mausoleum It was 14-7, with less than 2 minutes to go, IN…

  • HAPPY SPANKSGIVING

    Bruin fans should already be thankful, for a better season than last year;  Spanking the stuffing out of those Gutterball Turkeys would just be gravy You know what sucked?  When you would have to go see all your relatives for the big Thanksgiving Day celebration, right after your team had…

  • BURNING DOWN THE HORSE

    Watch out.  You might get what you’re after:  Something’s in the air tonight, as the Bruins want to set Westwood on fire (“Figuratively” says Neuheisel) after a win on Saturday night Remember 13-9?  Remember how you felt that day, and the day after, and the day after that?  A lot…

  • AT 3:45PM, TUNE YOUR RADIO TO 830 AM

    Check out KLAA 830 am at 3:45pm — Trojan-Hater is going LIVE, on the air Turn on your radios, boys and girls.  It’s almost time.  In a few minutes, I will be telling Los Angeles about the best Rivalry in Sports, about the best Spirit Squad in the Nation, and…

  • YOU CAN LEAVE YOUR HATE ON — IT’S BEATsc WEEK!!

    No more horsing around:  Rivalry Week starts right now — Because of Turkey Day on Thursday, UCLA’s BeatSC Rally and Bonfire will roast the school of turkeys tonight (Monday night) It’s finally here.  51 weeks of waiting is over.  The Countdown has started for the Kickoff to the annual renewal of the…

  • THE DEVILS’ HANDS GIVE BRUINS PLAYTHINGS

    UCLA’s Defense snatches SIX (as in “666”) Sun Devil Turnovers and scores Touchdowns on two of them, as the Bruins become Bowl-eligible with their 3rd straight win, 23-13 From Dancing with the Devils this Saturday, right onto the Highway to Hell next Saturday night. The Bruins just reached Rick Neuheisel’s preseason goal:  To not only improve on…

  • BRUINS GET SCARE, OVERCOME BAD CASE OF HICK-UPS

    UCLA erases double-digit deficit and flattens Bakersfield, putting game-and-a-half hiccup in Howland’s run of success behind them It took 2 exhibitions and 65 minutes of the season for UCLA to remember that they are UCLA. On Friday night, the Bruins slowly bounced back from their depressing Opening Night, double-overtime loss, by coming…

  • “What’s YOUR deal?”

    Deal or No Deal:  Pom Pom’s whining about Harbaugh going for two is the ultimate “Irony Alert,” and it just cries out to be immortalized on t-shirts How cool would it be if Pete Caroll was confronted with hundreds of “What’s Your Deal” t-shirts when he emerges from the Mausoleum…

  • MEN WHO SHARE AT BEING GOATS

    Anderson and Dragovic go a combined 3-for-26, and join Roll and Lee in each missing late shots that would have staved off the 68-65 double-overtime upset, Fullerton’s first-ever win over UCLA in 10 tries Well, it was a nice weekend while it lasted. The trojans are still picking up the pieces after…

  • TROY CAN’T SURVIVE 55

    Burning Rubbers:  While UCLA cruises up North 43-7, sc is roadkill, getting run over by the Trees 55-21, with those double-nickels (skid-)marking the worst Defensive crash and burn in trojan history Cinco-cinco, or sink-o, sink-o?  The usc season was just sunk, as Pete Carroll’s formerly-vaunted Defense was dusted for 55…

  • BRUINS ROLL AND SMOKE HUMBOLDT ST.

    Jointly sparked by returning buds Michael Roll and Jerime Anderson, UCLA’s 74-57 Medicinal win is Indica-tive of a team that will take its hits but come out flying high Okay, it’s safe to exhale, INHALE, and exhale again — Everything is back to NORML.  Ben Howland’s Bruins bounced back from…

  • UCLA’S LOCKER COMBO IS RIGHT TO #22, LEFT TO #3

    A Sheldon-to-Rahim theft of Jake Locker’s last-minute pass vandalizes Husky hopes of bullying Neuheisel’s Bruins (like they bullied Carroll’s trojans), as UCLA holds on 24-23, making their 5-game losing streak a thing of the Past Finally the nightmare is over.  Even as encouraging signs of growth began to crop up over…