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Archive for September, 2007

  • SHAVED BY THE BELL

  • LAY DOWN YOUR ARMS

    ARMed & Dangerous or ARMageddon?: Ben Olson now gets his chance to disARM his ARMy of critics No offense to Pat Cowan, but it sure would be nice for the UCLA Program if Ben Olson had another stellar 5-Touchdown game this Saturday, like he did in the Opener at Stanford. The growing dissatisfaction among impatient […]

  • *ALL PERFORMERS ARE under EIGHTEEN

    #18 Matthew “See You Later” Slater is amped, as Special Teams Player of the Week, while Cheerleaders are cramped by Special Ed. Pray-er of the Weak Okay, before we get started: Please save your letters — We mean no offense to the mentally disabled or to the logically- and scientifically-challeged. If a site dedicated to […]

  • BRUIN THOROUGHBRED QB IS QUICK OUT OF THE GATE… AGAIN

    For the second year in a row, Ben Olson wins the Season’s first Pac-10 Offensive Player of the Week Award It’s gonna be tough for John David Booty to win the Heisman if he can’t even win the Pac-10 MVP. And if the Season ended tomorrow, that honor would go to UCLA Quarterback Ben Olson. […]

  • USC BATHROOMS: WHERE YOUNG GAY SENATORS ARE MADE

    Every time a celebrity gets busted (i.e. Vick, Sen. Craig), the resulting scrutiny exposes more trojan crimes; This time it’s Gay trojan men doing each other in campus restrooms When Michael Vick got in trouble for Dog-Fighting, the public was up in ar Every time a celebrity gets busted (i.e. Vick, Sen. Craig), the resulting […]

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