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Panic in the Pavilion — Disco may have died, but the Golden Bears refused to, after a Bruin barrage led by Lonzo, Leaf, and Lil-ford had Cal down 24 points, as they cut the lead to 5 before #4 UCLA finally slams the door in the 81-71 victory

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The #4 UCLA Bruins outlasted and survived the unranked Cal Berkeley Bears 81-71 last night, but there is a big problem:  The Bruins almost failed to hold onto a game that they led by 24 points with less than 14 minutes left.  This is not the first time they have squandered a lead late in a game.  Kentucky closed the gap, and Oregon overcame a late deficit, just to name two besides Cal.

The Bruins are just too good to let this happen repeatedly.  Earlier in the season, they made a habit of wearing opponents down with their fast pace, often pulling away in the second halves.  They will need that trend to return if they want to continue their quest for a Pac-12 Title and top seed in the NCAA Tournament.

On Thursday night, Bryce Alford got it going early, hitting 4 straight three’s on his way to a team-high 24 points.  Then Lonzo Ball took over, dominating the floor as he often does, stuffing the box score with 14 points, 7 assists, 5 rebounds, 3 steals, and a blocked shot.  Fellow Freshman phenom T.J. Leaf did the rest, scoring 18 points inside, and adding 11 boards, 3 assists, a steal, and a block.  Leaf also provided the highlight of the game:  a drive from the free throw line that culminated with a monster slam dunk in a Bear’s face.

All that firepower, because of the Bruins’ trademarked unselfish play.  EIGHTEEN of the 27 buckets were ASSISTED, compared to only 7 of 27 for Cal.  But it still wasn’t enough to secure the victory until the final minute. Continue Reading »


Not 13 below but 13-and-oh —  In chilly, rainy Westwood, 4 days before Christmas, #2 UCLA is ice cold from the exterior but still manages to wrap up Western Michigan 82-68 (and start the season hot with 13 straight Wins), thanks to their (Aaron) Holiday Inn Express

Santa never fails.  Every year, he manages to complete his rounds and deliver all the toys.  Even if Blitzen is blitzed or Dasher dashes off the reservation, there are a half-dozen other reindeer at the ready, to pick up the slack and get the job done.  The fat man’s team always comes through.  But on Wednesday night in Pauley Pavilion, the Bruins were less like St. Nick and more like St. Brick.  They were never firing on all cylinders, especially from the perimeter.  In a game they were favored to win by THIRTY points, it was still only a two-possession game midway through the second half.  In the first half, besides being cold from the arc, the Bruins were very sloppy, committing about 10 Turnovers, which, along with uninspired Defense, allowed the Broncos to stay within 12 at the break.

In the second half, the Bruins still struggled to pull away.  Despite markedly increased intensity on the Defensive end, UCLA still found themselves in a dogfight.  The lead was 10-and-under for most of the half, until there were less than 3 minutes left in the game and the Bruins finally opened it up to 18.

Even great teams have off nights, when some of their players aren’t Continue Reading »


High-Low — #2 UCLA beats Ohio State to improve to 12-0, and Russell Westbrook logs 22 Assists in 13th Triple-Double, while sleazy Pete Carroll calls a bush league fake punt up by 21 with under 6 minutes to go, and Lane Kiffin signs a QB who punched a woman

As the current UCLA Basketball team and Russell Westbrook continue to ascend to celestial heights, former trojan Coaches Pete Carroll and Lane Kiffin continue to wallow in pig slop.  The 2016-17 Bruins remained perfect at 12-0, after pulling away late against the Buckeyes to win 86-73.  UCLA triumphed for the third time against a Big 10 team this season, behind 20 points a piece from Aaron Holiday (off the bench) and Bryce Alford, not to mention superhuman Freshman Lonzo Ball, who missed his first Triple-Double by just 1 shot, 1 Assist, and 1 Rebound.

Speaking of Triple-Doubles, Bruin hero Russell Westbrook got his 13th of the season yesterday.  Ho-hum, except for the fact that this latest Triple-Double included an insane TWENTY-TWO Assists, in an OKC victory over Phoenix.

While UCLA is receiving all this POSITIVE publicity, two names some people associate with u$c got the other kind.  Pete Carroll, who is KNOWN for poor sportsmanship and classless-ly running up the score, did it again this week.  With his Seahawks completely destroying the hapless Rams 24-3 with 5:22 left, he called for a FAKE PUNT, Continue Reading »


 Bruins Claw to victory — #2 UCLA improves to a perfect 10-0 — by enduring red-hot Michigan jacking up 16 three’s and making 12 in a first half barrage — to save the day with a hard-fought but convincing 102-84 victory, as superhuman Lonzo Ball and his fellow hero underclassmen lead the way

Even without starting Center Thomas Welsh, the #2 Bruins are formidable, on a National level.  Welsh has a bruised knee and sat this game out, but Michigan could not take advantage, as UCLA triumphs, 102-84, over a team that usually allows about half of that!  Welsh’s absence was mitigated by Gyorgy Goloman, who started in his place, and even moreso by Freshman big man Ike Anigbogu, who was a monster in the Defensive key with 4 official blocks, and even more “shot-alters.”  He also got a huge dunk while contributing 6 on the offensive end.  Completing the the front court success was another Freshman T.J. Leaf, who was super-effective throughout the game, scoring 21 with 8 Boards.

So the UCLA front court was awesome, but, as usual, the Bruins’ BACK COURT dominated yet another game.  Lonzo Ball (19 pts) hit 4 3’s in the first half and led the team to 50 points in the half… but that was not enough to have the lead at the break.  Michigan was so hot from outside that they scored 50 also, by going 12-for-16 from the arc.  They actually led by 7 before the Bruins went on a late run to tie it.  UCLA continued their run after the break to go up by 10.  Michigan hung tough, staying in striking distance until under the 5-minute mark, when UCLA finally pulled away, thanks to Continue Reading »


Home Invasion — UCLA knocks off the #1 Wildcats IN Kentucky 97-92, breaking UK’s 42-game home winning streak, scoring the most points a Calipari Kentucky team has EVER given up, and going to 9-0 for the first time in a decade, behind T.J Leaf’s 17 Points, 13 Rebounds, 5 Assists, Block and Steal

The Bruins are back, and right now, they are the best team in the Country.  Kentucky hadn’t lost at home in almost THREE YEARS, until the Bruins came in today and knocked the #1 team in the Country off their Kentucky Bluegrass Thoroughbred High Horse.  UCLA started well, but then went on a tear of Turnovers, allowing Kentucky to take a 9-point lead.  But UCLA Freshman phenom Lonzo Ball settled down, and settled down his troops, bringing them right back into the game.  Aaron Holiday came off the bench and dominated the first half, scoring 13 and carrying the Bruins into the lead, and a Ball 3-pointer right before the break gave the Bruins a 4-point lead at Halftime, 49-45.

In the second half, Freshman big man T.J. Leaf continued his stellar play, outrebounding the Cats, and getting scores inside.  Leaf did it all, scoring 17, with 13 Caroms, 5 Assists, a Blocked Shot, and a Steal.  Lonzo was instrumental as well, with 14 Points, 7 Assists, 6 Boards, a Steal, and a Block.  Plus, he set up the Offense beautifully, and broke the soft full court pressure effortlessly.  The third Freshman, front court player Ike Anigbogu was also indispensable.  He had a put-back slam dunk that was Sportscenter Highlight material, plus he had 6 Rebounds and 2 Blocks to go with his 6 Points.  He also was a strong Defensive force in the key, keeping Kentucky from exploiting the paint, before he fouled out late in the game.

Isaac Hamilton led all scorers with 19, including 3 three’s, and Thomas Welsh added 14 Points and 8 Rebounds before he too fouled out late.  Bryce Alford did NOT have one of his better games, shooting only 4-for-10, committing 3 bad Turnovers to only 1 Assist, and missing two Free Throws in crunchtime, but he did score 14 Points, and he did hit the final 2 Free Throws that clinched the game.  The only player I didn’t mention yet was Gyorgy Goloman, who didn’t fill up the box score, but he DID contribute valuable minutes due to the foul trouble of the other big men.  The Bruins would have been in trouble without him.

So once again, it was a TEAM effort, Continue Reading »


Full Nelson, Half Nelson, NO Nelson – Many ex-trojans have bench warrants issued for their arrests, but for former u$c Wide Receiver and current NFL Bust Nelson Agholor, his benching was warranted, because he has sucked so hard lately

Can you say “over-rated?”  Ex-trojan Wide Receiver Nelson Agholor was selected by Philadelphia in the First Round of the 2015 NFL Draft.  He was the 20th pick overall… and now, is probably one of the least-productive draftees of the year, compared to expectations.

His Rookie year was thoroughly forgettable.  In 13 games, he caught only ONE Touchdown.  He caught less than 2 passes a game, for less than 22 yards a game.  That’s practically the definition of an NFL BUST.  But the Eagles had a lot of money vested in him, so they kept him, touting him to have a breakout Sophomore campaign.  The Eagles won their first five games this season, as new QB Carson Wentz was becoming a huge star.  But now, after 11 games, Agholor is still a complete non-factor.  He has caught only ONE Touchdown again this season.  In Week 10, he had a total of 2 Receptions for a measly total of 7 yards.  Then in Week 11, he got ZERO Catches, for ZERO yards, in a loss to the Seahawks.  Agholor has been so pathetic, that he saw a Sports Psychologist to try to figure out why he is choking this year.

After their Week 11 loss to Seattle, the Philly Coach was thinking about pulling the plug on Agholor, but said that if Nelson had a good week of practice, he would still play on Monday Night against the Packers.  But then Monday Night rolled around, and Agholor was declared inactive.  Apparently, Nelson didn’t light it up in practice.  So the Coach decided to sit Nelson’s ass on the pine, to see Continue Reading »


That didn’t take long — Less than 24 hours after the season dies, UCLA Offensive Coordinator (and ex-trojan) Kennedy Polamalu gets the ax (thank god)

I guess I don’t have to boycott.  Ding dong, the witch is dead.  The worst Offensive Coordinator in UCLA history, who happens to be a former u$c trojan football player, has been fired, just one day after another “offensive” performance.  After scoring only 10 points against a pathetic Cal defense, Kennedy Polamalu is rightfully toast.

Now, maybe next year, the Bruins won’t finish 126th out of 127 in rushing, and, if Josh Rosen recuperates, he can have a shot at the Heisman, as his ability indicates.  But… will Jim Mora make a decent hire this time?  You simply cannot trust a guy who handed over the reins to a completely inexperienced and in-over-his-head Polamalu.  But this will be Mora’s last chance.  If he Continue Reading »


Flaming Out, with the worst O.C. in the galaxy — UCLA’s Football season comes to a merciful end, as they avoid a possible Bowl invite with a pathetic 36-10 choke job against lowly Cal, rife with about 20 Bruin penalties, pass drops, and Interception drops

POLAMALU ES MUY MALO.  And if Jim Mora disagrees, he should take Polamalu, and go coach somewhere else.  ANYWHERE else.  The Cal Golden Bears have one of the worst Defenses in the Country, recently allowing an average of 27 points in just the FIRST HALF of games.  Bruin Offensive Coordinator (and ex-trojan) Kennedy Polamalu’s scheme netted exactly ZERO points in this first half.  Even with a mediocre QB and all the dropped passes, there is absolutely no excuse for a game plan that gets shut out for a whole half by a horribly porous Defense like Cal’s, and manages only 10 points for the game.

UCLA sucked in almost every facet of this 36-10 loss, except Red Zone Defense.  The Bruins forced Cal to kick FIVE Field Goals.  But the Defense was pretty bad on the other 80 yards of the field, due not in small part to multiple penalties that gifted first downs to the Bears, and at least 4 dropped Interceptions.  Of course, Cal has a very prolific Offense, so the Bruin Defense has an excuse for giving up 36 points.  But the Bruin Offense doesn’t have a valid excuse for scoring only 10.

If the ex-trojan is still the Bruin O.C. at the start of next year, I just might Continue Reading »



I’d sell my soul for 30 mo’ — UCLA moves to 6-0 on the season with a helluva hard-fought 82-71 victory over formerly-undefeated Nebraska, making the Bruins look like the best team in the not-so-hellish Pac-12 so far

The Basketball Bruins advanced to the Championship Game of the Wooden Legacy Tournament, with a 82-71 triumph over the Cornhuskers late Friday night.  Nebraska held UCLA to more than 20 Points UNDER the Bruins’ average, by slowing down the pace, but it wasn’t enough to avoid the Huskers’ first loss of the season, against 5 wins.

In the first half, Nebraska settled for jump shots, and shot them horribly.  Nonetheless, it was close for most of the half, but the Bruins spurted out to a 13-point lead at the break.  They were up 40-25 in the second half, when the Cornhuskers put their strategy-adjustment into effect.  They stopped settling for outside shots, and started driving into the paint.  They were extremely successful, as UCLA’s defense could not stop them.  Nebraska cut the lead all the way down to 2 Points, but the Bruins showed poise, and surged ahead again.  The game wasn’t clinched until the final minutes, when desperation fouls allowed the Bruins to make the final margin double-digits.

As usual for this Bruin TEAM, there wasn’t just one star, as 5 guys scored in double-figures.  Sure, Lonzo Ball Continue Reading »


1 & Done Kevin Love... and Loving it... all the way to the bank


The White Meat wasn’t cold:  Bruin Star Kevin Love deep fries an All-Time NBA Record by heating up and stuffing in THIRTY-FOUR Points in the FIRST QUARTER — the rest was just gravy — as his Cavs carve up the Blazers, 137-125

So delicious, I could just GOBBLE it up:  Another record-setting performance by an all-time Bruin Great.  As Bruin Freshman Lonzo Ball is taking the Country by storm, and Bruin Russell Westbrook is dominating the NBA with Triple-Double intensity on his way to a potential MVP Award, Russell’s former Bruin Teammate Kevin Love stole all the headlines in the Thanksgiving Day newspaper Sports Pages.  On Wednesday, Kevin broke the All-Time League Record for Points in a First Quarter, pouring in 34.  Kevin personally outscored the entire Portland team 34-31 in the quarter, as he led Cleveland to a 46-31 lead going into the 2nd quarter.  The Cavaliers went on to win 137-125.

Love hit his first 7 shots of the game, and made 11 field goals in the period, including EIGHT three-pointers.  His 34 Points in the quarter set a Franchise Record for Cleveland, for ANY quarter.  That means even LeBron never scored that many in a quarter for the Cavs, and he’s had a lot more opportunities.  Love has been with the organization for only Continue Reading »



Don’t be stupid, be a Smarty, don’t you join the alt-right party — The loss on Saturday still smarts, and so does the sting of some other things in my life, so it’s time to immerse myself (and anyone else who cares to join me) in the UCLA Spirit Squad, who has the beauty, grace and SMARTS to make the pain stop smarting

As you know, this has been a really tough month for me (for “heart-breaking” personal reasons), and for so many others (for “heart-stopping” political reasons).  The pain lingers for me, and getting killed by sc doesn’t help.  Now we are being bombarded by Breitbart-related news, and constant reminders and warnings about Neo-Nazis and White Supremacists on the rise, even within the incoming administration.  I don’t care about current events nearly as much as many other people, but I really, really do hate Nazis.

I have said here repeatedly that I don’t want to offend any of my readers.  I know I have some Conservative Bruin fans reading what I write, and I have no problem with that.  But if any of them support the Nazi Party or believe in White Power, I don’t need to retain them as readers.  Maybe they wouldn’t be here, since the Spirit Squad embraces diversity, and includes more than a half-dozen members who don’t click the “White” box on job applications.  Hopefully, that fact weeds out the extreme racists.  I do have several friends who are happy about the election results, and I am ok with that… unless they are applauding the alt-right rise to power as well.  Let’s just hope that the panic is overblown, and that Continue Reading »



‘Sota jerks Palmer off high horse — Vikings pick up Kicker Kai Forbath, who becomes the fifth Bruin on their active roster (sixth overall), and promptly break their losing streak, by exploiting the weakness of ex-trojan Carson Palmer in 30-24 victory over Arizona

This weekend wasn’t ALL bad for Bruin Football Fans, or all good for sc Football fans, IF they care about their former players now in the Pro’s.  On Sunday in Minnesota, the Vikings finally got back on the winning track by holding on in a 30-24 triumph over the Cardinals.  The Vikings, after winning their first 5 games of the season, had dropped 4 in a row, in part due to subpar performances by their Kicker, Blair Walsh.  Needing a change and a spark, the Vikings cut Walsh, and replaced him with Bruin Star Kai Forbath.

Not that Forbath was the Game MVP on Sunday, but he did make his only Field Goal attempt, as Minnesota won a one-possession game.  Forbath did have Continue Reading »

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