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Jonesing for Chinese — Trojan Cornerback Jack Jones gets busted for two Felonies, for breaking into a Panda Express at 3:00 am

Ever crave Chinese food rally bad?  At 3am?  Or maybe you crave the money that you think is left overnight in the register drawers?  How stupid do you have to be, expecting something good to happen by breaking into a Panda Express at three in the morning?  You don’t have to be stupid, you just have to be a trojan.

On Friday morning, former u$c Football player Jack Jones was arrested on two felony counts for breaking into a Panda Express at 3 am, along with 2 of his football buddies.  What was he looking for, the secret recipe to Walnut Shrimp?  Was he just super hungry?  Were they going to take kitchen equipment and try to fence it?  Were they going to pilfer cases of frozen egg rolls?  Were they looking for that collecter’s item McNugget Mulan Sauce that was going for thousands on eBay?  If so, they were at the wrong fast food chain.  Or, could they really have been dense enough to think there would be accessible cash?  Don’t they know that the registers are emptied at closing?  Did they bring a safe cracker with them?  Idiots.

Even before this criminal debacle, it was well known that Jack Jones was no brain surgeon.  Maybe a candidate for brain surgery, but definitely not a rocket scientist.  Despite usc’s infamously undemanding academic standards for its football players, Jones was flunking out.  He took time off from football to try to raise his grades to the minimum standard for passing, but couldn’t get it done.  So he was suspended from the team, and planning to go to Junior College (a different Junior College, that is), to get his grades up.  Then he was banking on a triumphant return to troy.  Nice plan, ruined by Moo Goo Gai Pan.

And even before Jones showed his lack of smarts in the classroom, Continue Reading »


The Final Word — UCLA has two Starters in Game 1 of the NBA Finals, and both of them make valuable contributions (unlike the one trojan benchwarmer), and this news comes on the heels of the GODSEND announcement that all three Bruins entered in the NBA Draft are withdrawing from the Draft and returning to UCLA next year, making the Bruins instant contenders

The heavily-favored Golden State Warriors, playing at Home in Game 1 of the NBA Championship, needed a little divine intervention to escape with a victory.  With 5 seconds left in regulation and the score tied, George Hill of the Cleveland Cavaliers missed a potentially game-winning Free Throw, and then his teammate J. R. Smith got the Offensive Rebound, but, thinking the Cavs had the lead, dribbled the ball out to half court and let time expire.  Gifted a second life, the Warriors dominated the Overtime period to take Game 1 124-114.  So Golden State dramatically under-performed, and thanks to a choke from the line and a bonehead mistake, were able to retain home court advantage in the series.

That’s good news for UCLA’s Kevon Looney, who started for the Warriors, and played well, making several key plays including a nifty completion of an alley-oop, on his way to 8 Points, 4 Rebounds, and a Steal in 25 minutes of action.  Looney, who was a Star one-and-done for the Bruins, is getting the starting gig and starter’s playing time in part due to an injury to teammate Andre Igoudala, and in Game 1, he made the most of it, EARNING those minutes.  Another Warrior is ex-trojan Nick Young, who got 10 minutes off the bench, in which he was worthless.  He went 1-for-4 for only 2 Points, missed both of his three-pointers, and he added 0 Assists, 0 Rebounds, 0 Steals, 0 Blocks.  And, he scored 0 Points in the 2nd, 3rd, and 4th quarters and Overtime.

For Cleveland, Bruin Kevin Love returned from a concussion to Start, and he began strong, scoring 9 in the first quarter, but his perimeter shot was still off.  Love went only 1-for-8 from Downtown, but like all great NBA All-Stars, Kevin found different ways to heavily impact the game and help his team compete.  Love ended with 21 Points and 13 Rebounds, Continue Reading »


Appealing, not appalling — While across town at u$c something appalling comes out every day, let’s stick to appealing UCLA Cheer pics to celebrate the Holiday Weekend

This website has two goals:  1) To illuminate the heinous, corrupt culture that the University of Southern California breeds and thrives on, and 2) To celebrate the superiority of UCLA, including the beauty and grace of the UCLA Spirit Squad.  However, when the trojans are perpetrating such repugnant behavior, I cringe at the thought of accompanying an article about it with photos of the Bruins.

Right now, u$c is embroiled in a SCandal that is so reprehensible, I cannot merge my two goals in one article.  With u$c COVERING UP the sexual abuse of 385 innocent coeds, there is no way to share my Cheerleader Try-out pics in an article like that.  So with the President of u$c finally exiled (see the separate articles below), I can finally dedicate a post to the Bruin girls who deserve the recognition.

So please enjoy these 35 photos from the UCLA Cheer Squad Auditions.  I hope they Continue Reading »


Tar and Nikias — It took 500 angry Professors, 4,000 irate students, and most importantly, 21 lawsuits, but U$C President C.L. Max Nikias has finally been asked to step down from his post in disgrace, amid a SCandal that might cost the University hundreds of millions of dollars

Max Powerless.  The fish stinks from the head, and the head of the stinking University of Southern California has finally been chopped off.  Because the trojan illuminati don’t care about the students, it took a SCandal that will likely cost the school millions and millions of dollars before they could agree to oust the now-former President C.L. Max Nikias.

385 coeds called a hotline to testify that the school’s gynecologist basically molested them, but that wasn’t enough for the trojan machine to make a regime change.  Neither was the sex and drugs SCandal that occurred last year with their Dean of Medicine.  Neither was the apparent cover-up of these SCandals overseen by Nikias.  And of course, neither was all the cheating and corruption in the Athletic Department, like Continue Reading »


F*cked up — u$c continues to be Misogyny U, as trojan Wide Receiver Joseph Lewis gets sentenced to jail for Domestic Battery, on the same day that SC’s Academic Senate calls for University President Max Nikias to resign over his screwing up of the Nightmare Gynecologist SCandal, where allegedly hundreds of trojan coeds were sexually abused over 30 years while school officials covered it up

USC is Up Shit Creek, more than usual, but not enough people seem to care.  Even Steven Spielberg and Jeannie Buss SEEM to be refusing to follow the advice of hundreds of teachers and thousands of students who are demanding that University President Max Nikias be terminated.

1,500 people have signed a petition to get rid of Nikias, and 300 Professors have followed suit, sending an official letter to the USC Board of Trustees, demanding the ouster of the President.  The Board of Trustees, which is made up of 59 dignitaries including Spielberg and Buss, has so far shown SUPPORT for the embattled President.  Perhaps they are fine with a massive cover-up that allowed 300 female students to be sexually abused (allegedly) by campus Gynecologist George Tyndall, most of them AFTER reports and complaints had come cascading in to University officials.

Nikias admits that they knew bad things but did not act appropriately or promptly enough to protect their student body’s bodies.  If he had any class at all, he would resign, just like his counterpart at Michigan State did.  But trojans never embrace accountability, so it will take the creator of E.T. and his colleagues to do the right thing.  Spielberg needs to phone home and get his messages — u$c is in crisis, and needs him to lead the last crusade, and finally put an end to The Holy Fail.

Speaking of no accountability, current trojan Joseph Lewis, a Wide Receiver on last season’s SC football team, refused to ADMIT his guilt in his domestic battery case, instead pleading NO CONTEST.  His crime warranted a two-year prison sentence, but Continue Reading »


McNairball — Disgraced u$c Assistant Football Coach Todd McNair comes up with nothing but air in his laughable attempt to swindle $27 million out of the NCAA, in his failed Defamation lawsuit concerning his complicity in the Reggie Bush SCandal

“Who wears short-shorts?  We wear short-shorts! If you dare wear short-shorts, Nair for short-shorts!”

What a joke.  So many trojans were pointing to this case as proof that u$c was unfairly targeted by an NCAA conspiracy vendetta back during the Reggie Bush Sanctions.  Trojan fans were fully expecting for their school to be vindicated by a jury finding for former trojan assistant football coach Todd McNair against the NCAA.  Well, the verdict is in, and McNair and u$c has LOST!

McNair was asking for $27,000,000 from the NCAA, claiming that they DEFAMED him about a decade ago, when he was implicated in the Reggie Bush Pay-for-Play SCandal that rocked sc, cost Bush his Heisman, and garnered sc sanctions that included a bowl ban.  Sadly for this coach-turned-bankrupt-Uber-driver, the jury disagreed with his wild claims of persecution, and gave him a grand total of ZERO dollars in compensation — Just a hair short of the $27 million he was angling for.

Apparently, the jury felt that when the NCAA said that McNair committed violations and knew (or should have known) about all the illegal benefits that Bush received, they were not defaming him, because the charges weren’t trumped up.  They said that McNair presented NO proof or corroboration for his accusations.  He only had Continue Reading »


Lookin’ to get kids cookin’?  Here’s a great idea that you can get involved with and watch come to fruition

Please stop vegging on the couch, and click on the above veggie-related video. Then click this direct link to my dear friend’s page at Kickstarter and help launch her innovative line of kid-friendly kitchen utensils!  The utensils are shaped like fun food to get and keep kids interested in cooking, and the measuring utensils are even marked in braille so sight-impaired kids and adults can make yummy food.

I know this has nothing to do with UCLA or the Rivalry, but the creator of this project has been very good to me for decades, and absolutely deserves my support.  So please take a look, and if you like it, please help bring her dream to life.  Thanks!


[NOTE:  She made her goal!  Thank you!!] Continue Reading »


Nightmare Gynecologist — Yet another longtime u$c employee has been exposed for sexual abuse, and the University knew about it for decades and did nothing

[NOTE:  Please assume, for legal reasons, everything claimed in this article must be perceived as ALLEGED behavior]

It’s not just the u$c Athletic Department.  It’s the ENTIRE institution.  It has been reported that longtime u$c Gynecologist Dr. George Tyndall has been sexually abusing u$c students, especially young Chinese girls, SINCE THE 90’S, and u$c KNEW about it and never turned him in to authorities.  This is the second time in a year that sc has been implicated in a sexual abuse SCandal — Recently their DEAN OF MEDICINE Carmen Puliafito was also disgraced with tales of drug abuse, prostitutes, and unwanted sexual advances.

u$c is FINALLY admitting now that it SHOULD have reported this (second) demented creep to law enforcement and the California Medical Board, but failed do do so.  The abuse and complaints have cascaded in since the 1990’s, but sc waited until 2016 to finally cut ties with this monster.  Apparently, u$c is more concerned with their own image and reputation than the dignity and safety of hundreds of innocent, sexually vulnerable students.

Tyndall took photos of girls’ vaginas for no medical reason.  He touched then sexually, as opposed to medically, sliding two Continue Reading »


WALK THIS WAY… right to jail — Ex-trojan Linebacker Jabari Ruffin, already infamous for STOMPING on an Alabama player’s crotch, is now incarcerated for FELONY ASSAULT with a DEADLY WEAPON, after “allegedly” attacking one WOMAN with a metal broom handle and threatening ANOTHER WOMAN with a SHOTGUN in a separate incident

Train keeps a rollin’ —  It’s the Same Old Song and Dance for usc, as yet another former trojan Football player gets arrested for a Felony.  Jabari’s Got a Gun.  A shotgun, to be specific, and allegedly, he recently used it to threaten a woman in Downey this past April.  And that was the SECOND woman whom Ruffin allegedly assaulted this Spring.  In March, he went after a different girl, with a metal broomstick.

It should come as no surprise that Jabari has wound up in jail.  In 2016, he showed his criminal true colors, when he violently and sadistically cleat-stomped the groin of a Crimson Tide player. It takes a real special kind of SCumbag to do something like this, totally unprovoked.  Of course, when usc saw the tape, all they did was suspend him for the first half of the next game, basically CONDONING this barbaric if not psychopathic behavior.  It took a separate “student conduct” issue a month later to finally get Ruffin kicked off the team.

Ruffin, who just got his license as a Security Guard (!), is behind bars, being held on $130,000 bail.  $130,000?  Too bad his lawyer isn’t Michael Cohen!  The Continue Reading »


The Mother of all College Spirit Auditions —  As a Mothers Day present to everyone, here are 26 photos from the UCLA Cheer/Dance Tryouts, where, during the interview portion, multiple participants praised their Moms as the major factor in their development, success, and happiness

Happy Mothers Day to all the Moms out their, including my own.  What we owe our Mothers is incalculable.  It is hard to put into words, but several of the students trying out for the UCLA Spirit Squad last week made a gallant effort to do just that.

The UCLA Spirit selection process includes an interview portion.  This is a crucial facet of the annual event, as it allows the judges to make sure that the Squad is limited to girls who are intelligent, articulate, poised, humble, natural, authentic, and generally down-to-earth.  It helps to weed out any ditzy, phony or conceited students — further obliterating the cliched cheerleader stereotype.  During this section of the day/night, many applicants lauded their Mothers when asked about their best teachers, the most influential people in their lives, and their closest friends with whom they would want to share first about the audition.  Dance Team Katy (pictured above) gave such a heartfelt testimonial to her Mom — who was present at the event — that there wasn’t a dry eye in the house when she was done.

So in honor of all the Cheer Moms and the children who love them, here is a small mother lode FROM THE CHEER SQUAD portion of the auditions, Continue Reading »


Succession of success — On the same day the Bruin Women’s Beach Volleyball Team won UCLA’s 116th NCAA Championship, the members of the Nation’s #1 Spirit Squad were anointed for the coming year

UCLA:  Champions Made Here.  That slogan was never more true than on last Sunday, when UCLA won their unsurpassed 116th NCAA Championship WHILE at the very same time, over 30 students EARNED their way onto the unparalleled UCLA Spirit Squad.

UCLA’s 116th NCAA Title was the FIRST for the Women’s Beach Volleyball Team, who had to win FOUR straight matches on the final two days of the competition, including a win over usc on Saturday, and a win over Florida State in the Title Match on Sunday.

That Championship victory on Sunday was announced moments after it happened, in the Student Activity Center on UCLA’s campus, where the Spirit Squad Auditions were being held.  Perhaps that Continue Reading »


Monster Mash-up — The Box Office Smash 2018-19 UCLA Dance Team will consist of 4 Superhero returnees plus 7 new Wonder Women.  Grab some popcorn and enjoy the show!

If you are just tuning in:  I am not neglecting the illustrious UCLA Cheer Squad;  The PRECEDING article is all about the Cheer Squad, and includes 30 pics.  THIS article here is a celebration of the UCLA Dance Team.

RETURNING for another glorious tour of duty are Dance Teamers Jordie, Sydney, Emily, and of course, Katy, who seems like a permanent fixture (and that’s NOT a complaint).  JOINING those superstars are brand new members Alicia, Audrey, Claudia, Madison, Makena, Sarah, and Valeria, who recently seemed like a permanent fixture at the auditions.  Valeria is a living tribute to perseverance, ultimately making the Dance Team on her third try.  I am SO happy for her.  That takes a lot of guts and a lot of “never say die” spirit that I admire.

I’m not sure if any of the other new girls have also tried multiple times — Continue Reading »

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