Category: UCLA/usc/Sports Photos
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UCLA PONIES UP AT PAULEY, BY WHIPPING POLY PONIES
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Mustangs should’ve had a V-8: Cal Poly-slo Mustangs can’t muster the muscle to mess with the Bruins, who couldn’t af-Ford to lose this must-win game at Pauley Pavilion This week, the Bruins lost a Car(lino), but didn’t lose the race. UCLA got back on the winning track, by putting the…
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SATURDAY NIGHT FEEBLE
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Despite UCLA’s impotent Offense, the Bruins were Stayin’ Alive in the 4th Quarter, until their Defense finally weakened, allowing Allen Bradford and sc to Boogie; Will this be the end of Rick Neuheisel and all his Jive-Talking? When you complete only 1 pass downfield in two hours, against the worst…
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YOU GOTTA GIVE THE OTHER FELLA HELL
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If you gotta job to do, you gotta do it well — The Bruins won’t Give In and Cry, as they show a Solitaire-y goal: To See-More (00)7’s on their side of the box score (laying your fears to rest) The Bruins will bring the Guns to the Rose Bowl,…
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BRUINS RING PACIFIC’S BELL
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Nelson and Honeycutt don’t phone it in, dialing up 30 of UCLA’s 40 1st Half Points to hang up the Tigers, 57-44 Operator, give me long distance to New York! The Bruins are headed to N.Y.C. for the next round of the N.I.T. Season Tip-off Tournament, after disconnecting the University of…
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KATZ IN THE CRADLE
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Young Bruins youth-a-nize Katz, pop ‘quizz, and give Beavers a (For)bath as time expires, in Harry 17-14 upset That’s Harry, as in Chapin. And little boys Blue feel like Men on the Moon, and you know they’ll have a good time now. Ryan Katz’ Homecoming was not as pleasant as he expected. …
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PACE CADETS
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Howland’s recruits blast off to a running start, using a speed-of-light transition game to rocket to a 95-59 win, despite going 3-for-21 from outer space Apollo, Ohno! The UCLA Bruins launched their Exhibition Season on Thursday night, starting the final countdown to the regular season, and for a nice change of pace from…
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TACKLE-ME ELMO
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Bruins aren’t tacklish at all in un-funny 29-21 loss to Wildcats, then big Birds toy with trojans before saying “Open Sesame” to floodgates, and teaching a lesson to (non-) tackling dummies in 53-32 laugher Usc is 2-3 in the Pac-10. That WOULD have been good for a chuckle, if the…
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LUCK YOU (AND THE HORSE YOU RODE IN ON)
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The trojans are Lucked Up Beyond All Recognition, after Stanford’s Andrew Luck saddles them with their second straight last-second photo-finish loss Yeah, I know: UCLA sucks much worse than usc does, and usc is going to kill the Bruins in December. UCLA got absolutely destroyed by Cal on Saturday, 35-7…
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RUSHING (UN)DRESSING
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UCLA tossed the Cougars’ salad with 437 yards on the ground, but fans wonder: Will it lettuce bowl over the upcoming diet of heartier foes, or are we about to crash into a low-Cal iceberg? It’s time to find out if cool-as-a-cucumber Norm Chow is truly earning his healthy celery You can’t rush…
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BRUINS GET STOKED WHILE BEHIND, TROJANS GET FOLKED FROM BEHIND (AGAIN)
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With Honorary Captain and trojan-killer J.J. Stokes on hand, UCLA snaps out of a lull to come back and beat WSU, and afterwards watch usc lose to UW on a last-second, Erik Folk Field Goal (for the second year in a row) Not…
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AFTER DUMPING TEXAS, PRINCE GETS STUCK WITH ALAMO-KNEE
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Despite hearing his knee pop in Texas, Kevin Prince stayed in and led the Bruins to bliss, but he hasn’t practiced since — Do you hope Neuheisel is still married to the idea of starting a rusty QB? I do It’s time to pop the question: QB, or not QB —…
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BORN-AGAIN BURN ‘HORNS AGAIN
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“To err is human; To Ayers is Divine” Pistol Cathedral: Re-born Bruins play like they’re on a Mission, forcing revenge-minded Texas to be generous, Rushing all over them, and ultimately nailing them, 34-12 Call it a “Miracle on 34th Street.” 34 Points, against the Nation’s #1 Rushing Defense, almost entirely…