Category: Blue & Gold News
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DATE NIGHT WITH UCLA CHEERLEADERS AS BABYSITTERS
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“Honey, the Baby-Sitters are here” — A Virgin Islands hideaway, a ball autographed by Love, and the ultimate Kid-Friendly Date Night make the Spirit Squad fundraiser a success beyond your wildest dreams Never before has a Nanny-Cam been so imperative. Okay, maybe in the hundreds of thousands of cases of…
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NATIONALS VELVET
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5 other teams can’t mount a challenge, as the smooth-as-blue-velvet Bruins easily clear their regional hurdle, with TEN-acity, and are galloping on to the National Finals The UCLA Gymnastics Bruins are ranked #3 in the Country, but for the second time in a row, they have posted the highest score in the…
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VAULT DISNEY
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Take a Poll and you’ll hear that Kevin Prince is Charming a Small World of fans and Coaches, as his storybook vault in performance has him frozen at the head of the QB Club, and has Richard Brehaut going back in the vault Rule #1 on Practice Reports, especially in…
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PAIRADICE CITY
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Take me Down to Paradise City where the Brass is Seen and the Girls are Pretty: Just 2 days until Neuheisel<Slash>Chow and the UCLA Spirit Squad Welcome you, and answer any questions you may Axl You: “Hey Norm — Can our QBs’ GUNS get us the ROSES?” Norm: “It ain’t easy…” You: …
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NORM CHOW, WARM CHOW, AND CIAO, BELLISIMAS!
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On this Sunday, you can get the skinny from the Nation’s Best O.C. while you chow down on finger food, and chew the fat with the Nation’s Best Spirit Squad; The UCLA Cheerleaders are fat-free, but I can’t vouch for the appetizers From Norm’s duties to swarms of dorm cuties,…
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“HE HAS NO COMPANY”
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UConn Women’s 78th straight win completes consecutive perfect Championship Seasons, but their Coach states emphatically: This accomplishment does NOT put him in the company of John Wooden For 20 minutes, the UConn Huskies played like the Worst-Coached team you’ve ever seen. After taking a quick 5-0 lead, the Huskies gave…
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JENNA-ROSITY OF SPIRIT
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The UCLA Spirit Squad has given, given, and given — April 11th is your chance to give something back, while THEY give even more You’re going to think that you’re in Heaven. You’re going to open your eyes, and you’ll be surrounded by the best-looking co-eds in the World. For…
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MINGLE BELLES
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Oh, what fun! Just 8 days until “Christmas in April,” when all the UCLA Cheerleaders will be present to rap with you (No mistletoe, please) You better watch out. Because here comes yet another reminder about The Event of the Season: On April 11th from 4pm to 6pm at the James…
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ICY NERVES, SPICY CURVES, AND NICE HORS D’OEUVRES (PLEASE: NO PERVS)
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On Sunday, April 11th, come meet and eat with unflappable Coaches, unstoppable Players, and un-croppable Cheerleaders, all to benefit the incomparable UCLA Spirit Squad Save the Cheerleaders, save the World. No, this is NOT an April Fool’s Day joke. The UCLA Spirit Squad has requested that I INVITE ALL OF…
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THE ‘STORM IS GOING TO BLOW
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STORM WARNING: St. John’s interviews Steve Lavin, but the Red Storm should just talk to some Bruin fans More proof that the East Coast doesn’t really watch West Coast games: The St. John’s Red Storm is considering ex-Bruin Head Coach Steve Lavin for their current Head Coaching vacancy. St. John’s…
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DePaul-bearer?
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Rumors had Ben Howland burying UCLA’s “Howland Era” to go resurrect the Blue Demons, but he laid them to rest by opining that he has “zero interest” in this undertaking From Pauley to DePaul? Low-hair to O’hare? DePaul-bearer of bad news? No. UCLA Head Basketball Coach Ben Howland insists that…
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4:20 DROUGHTS BAKE BERKELEY
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Smokin’ Blue Devils weed out wasted Golden Bears: Cal — UCLA’s Pac-10 buds — can’t light it up, coughing up two 4:20 breaks without hitting any J’s, and get blitzed by #1 Seed Duke, 68-53 Stoned-cold California’s pipe dream is toast. Even with a spark from former Blue Devil Jamal Boykin, Cal…