Category: Blue & Gold News
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MONTANA TAKES A CHAINSAW TO BRUINS
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Grizzlies Scar face of UCLA: sTony Montana buries Bruins like cock-a-roaches in 66-57 carve-up; Now UCLA can Say Hello to a Little Friend: A losing record The Bruins are “so polluted.” “Every day above ground is a good day,” but when the Bruins aren’t above .500, it’s not a good day…
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SATURDAY NIGHT FEEBLE
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Despite UCLA’s impotent Offense, the Bruins were Stayin’ Alive in the 4th Quarter, until their Defense finally weakened, allowing Allen Bradford and sc to Boogie; Will this be the end of Rick Neuheisel and all his Jive-Talking? When you complete only 1 pass downfield in two hours, against the worst…
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YOU’RE FIRED!
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Tonight’s game could burn some bridges, so losing it may have a warming effect on a Program in ashes The biggest day of the year is here: UCLA vs. u$c in Football. Maybe no one outside of L.A cares, but to many in this City, it means everything. Even though…
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LITTLE PHOGGERS
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It would’ve Ben Stiller in Kansas if the Refs didn’t Rob DiNero from UCLA: #4 Jayhawks get cut down to size by Honeycutt (33, 9), Smith (17, 13), and the Bruins, and need a cheap foul call with 0.7 seconds left to Reel in their 64th straight win in Phog…
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YOU GOTTA GIVE THE OTHER FELLA HELL
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If you gotta job to do, you gotta do it well — The Bruins won’t Give In and Cry, as they show a Solitaire-y goal: To See-More (00)7’s on their side of the box score (laying your fears to rest) The Bruins will bring the Guns to the Rose Bowl,…
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SIMULTANEOUS HORROR-GASMS
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No Happy Endings: UCLA Basketball and UCLA Football come together on Black Friday, starting with sloppy passes and climaxing with a choke It doesn’t happen very often, but on Friday, a UCLA Basketball game overlapped with a UCLA Football game, and the result was double-disaster. The Basketball team threw away a…
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NOT ENOUGH TORQUE IN ‘NOVA YORK
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Despite ‘Nova’s horsepower edge and Refs’ East Coast bias, UCLA hangs tough in NYC before finally burning out, 82-70 “Happy” Thanksgiving, Bruin fans. And here’s what UCLA Basketball fans can give thanks for today: If you take out a 3-minute mini-meltdown by the Bruins at the end of the 1st…
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TROJANS BLAME IT ON ILLNESS AND FA-TEAGUE
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u$c says student/Agent Teague Egan was warned that giving cart rides to players was a violation, but that didn’t stop him from picking up Dillon Baxter, who accepted only because he was sick and tired “Sick and tired,” indeed. Everyone in the Country is sick and tired of the unmitigated…
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ARM-AGEDDON
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Blame It On Brehaut, Blame It On The Bellboy, Blame it on Tunney, Sheller, Chow, Bullough, Neuheisel, and anyone else not wearing black All you idiots who thought that Kevin Prince was the problem, please raise your hands. Now put them down, and write in, admitting that you were wrong.…
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BRUINS RING PACIFIC’S BELL
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Nelson and Honeycutt don’t phone it in, dialing up 30 of UCLA’s 40 1st Half Points to hang up the Tigers, 57-44 Operator, give me long distance to New York! The Bruins are headed to N.Y.C. for the next round of the N.I.T. Season Tip-off Tournament, after disconnecting the University of…
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ASSAULTIN’ PEPPERDINE
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Lacking spice early, the Bruins shake it up with a 26-2 run to grind out a zesty victory over the tasty Waves Who needs a Shooting Guard? UCLA triumphed over Pepperdine on Monday night, with very little help from their “2” position. Thanks to an ankle sprain sustained by Malcolm…
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BRUINS KICK DOWN THE ‘DORS
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UCLA Mojo risin’: Bruins break on through, scoring the first 15 points of the game and never looking back, bullying the Matadors to an 83-50 slaying So much for finding out what the Bruins are really made of. The Cal State Northridge Matadors were no stiffer competition than Westmont or…