Month: January 2013

  • TROJANS FLUSH THE LUSH (AND CRUSH THE RUSH)

    Last Call for Alcohol(ic) and No Call for Rush Call — U$c fires Basketball Coach Kevin “Drunken Altercation” O’Neill right after their best win of the season, and shadily pulls the scholarship offer of a 4-Star Football Recruit 3 days before he’s due for early enrollment Another trojan Coach bites the…

  • CHEATING HEART

    Pete the Cheat Carroll cheats Seahawks out of a berth in the NFC Championship, with dubious Coaching decisions that put them in a 27-7 hole, then deprive them of a historic, full-of-heart comeback victory Pete Carroll and his Seattle Seahawks are on vacation right now, after falling dramatically to the Atlanta Falcons,…

  • BRUINS NO FOLDERS IN BOULDER

    Mountain Dues — UCLA wins 9th straight game, after Travis Wear scores 9 straight points down stretch (and a career-high 23) to keep the Bruins from blowing a Second Half, 13-point lead against Colorado, 78-75 When the Bruins are forcing the pace, flying down the court in transition, and attacking…

  • US AGAINST THE WORLD (The first reader-submitted article)

    It’s us against the world UCLA coach Ben Howland told ESPN that the Bruins have to get ready for some serious abuse when they’re on their road trip this January. Howland explained that “They’re going to yell nasty things at you. Get used to that.” Before elaborating, “In reality, it’s…

  • ‘BAZZEL TOV — LIKE PASTRAMI AT CANTER’S DELI, UCLA BASKETBALL IS ON A ROLL

    No ham in Muhammad — Hard-working phophet Shabazz Muhammad leads Bruins to profit with sweep over Cal and Stanford, for seven straight wins;  Meanwhile, sc loses to Cal at home, and an ex-trojan costs his team a victory in the NFL Playoffs Remember a few weeks ago, when the Bruins…

  • MOURNING WOODS

    Not a hard decision — u$c is not excited, as star Receiver Robert Woods chooses to end his trojan career prematurely, while at UCLA star Linebacker Anthony Barr announces that he will come back to Westwood for another session Fans of u$c are freaking out all over the Internet, as their beloved Football team’s historic and…