Month: August 2012

  • DON’T PLAY THE RICE CARD

    It’s as Clear as Black and White — You can attribute the Bruins’ 49-24 win over Rice to weak competition if you want, but you have to admit:  UCLA looks more explosive and exciting on Offense (with 3 TD runs over 70 yards each, and the most points in a game since 2005),…

  • FEELIN’ GROVE-Y

    One Foot in The Grove — Dozens of fans were Digging The Grove on Wednesday, as shoppers at the mall were treated to a performance by the UCLA Spirit Squad, and then by the trojans, who proved that the Bruins are an impossible act to follow Football Season is here,…

  • ANOTHER TROJAN COVER-UP

    U$C billboard of Barkley in Westwood is covered up one day after trojan booster realizes it was going to cost him future revenue Arrogant, obnoxious trojans — The only way to control them is to hit them hard… in the pocketbook. In typical trojan style, u$c recently erected a self-promoting billboard of QB…

  • FIB-SIES, CRAMPS, AND THIEVES

    Kiffin gets busted for lying, u$c brain-cramps and denies being reprimanded, and while the trojans whine about Mora’s subtle indictment of their crime-ridden campus, someone breaks into their Athletic Department during Football practice and steals a bunch of laptops It is still only August, but Lane Kiffin and u$c are already in…

  • GETTING BRETTER ALL THE TIME

    Upgraded by a Hundley-fold — Jim Mora names Redshirt Freshman Brett Hundley as UCLA’s new STARTING Quarterback Further distancing himself from the Neuheisel Era of Mediocrity, new Bruin Head Coach Jim Mora has pulled the trigger on a major change from the last three years, supplanting Kevin Prince with rising…

  • Like father, like SCum

    Ex-trojan Marc Tyler fumbles away the game, on National TV, in his first-ever contest as a Pro What an ominous debut. With Green Bay driving for a game-tying Touchdown in the final minute of their tight match-up in San Diego, Marc Tyler got barely touched by a defender, and coughed up the ball…

  • BECOMING A TROJAN IS A “BUSINESS DECISION”

    From Ped State to State Pen — RB Silas Redd says his move from Penn State to U$C is purely a “business decision” —  which conjures up images of $pecial inducement$, and the idea that u$c’s $ucce$$ful recruiting in the face of sanctions is all a matter of money When it’s time to escape…