Month: January 2012

  • SHAREWAY TO HEAVEN

    Good dimes, bad dimes, you know we’ve had our share — UCLA’s Season-high 26 Assists give Dazed and Confused Buffaloes No Quarter, as hot-shooting Bruins Ramble On to 77-60 win After two straight Heartbreaker losses, it looked like The Levee Was Going To Break, but now the Bruins have turned the…

  • UTES ON THE GROUND

    Drone On:  UCLA overthrows Utah 76-49, without breaking a sweat The Utes of ill-repute need new recruits, or they mey never taste the fruits of victory again. After UCLA’s 76-49 total annihilation of Utah on Thursday night, the only remaining question is, how did Utah win two Pac-12 games?  UCLA started…

  • GOATS HEAD SOUP-ER BOWL

    Pats and Giants sneak into the big game thanks to two goats:  The Raven Kicker who shanks an Overtime-forcing chip shot in the final seconds, and a Niner Returner who coughs up the ball twice, including once in Overtime to set up the game-winning Field Goal Millions of fans in Baltimore…

  • (CHO)KING OF THE ROAD

    The Ugly Duck Game — Bruins blow 13-point Halftime lead to fall 75-68 in Oregon, their SIXTH STRAIGHT LOSS outside of Los Angeles Apparently, staying in a Holiday Inn Express is NOT making the Bruins experts at Basketball.  I actually have no idea which hotel chain has been housing the…

  • C-SICK

    Bruins Crash in Corvallis, as Beavs’ Cunningham and Collier Control Contest by Connecting Consistently The cowardly Captain of that Italian Cruise Ship that capsized is being called the Chicken of the Sea.  Next time UCLA faces Oregon State, they might be Chicken of the C’s, because they won’t want to see…

  • PRAY AWAY THE GALEN

    The Rapture — No Divine Intervention needed, as the Bruins Crucify usc In The Beginning, building an 18-point lead by Halftime, and causing a Mass Exodus of troy Disciples while Smiting the trojans 66-47 in the Galen Center Holy Annihilation!  No one ever said that the Galen Center was a College Basketball Cathedral, or, God…

  • Protected: CALIFORNIA ANGELS, A-OK

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  • Protected: CONGENIAL HOSPITAL

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  • TEEN AND SYMPATHY

    Miss Orange County is the brand new Miss California Teen USA, just a month after losing her father in a car accident So you say there’s no Justice in the World?  Then you weren’t at the McCallum Theater in Palm Desert, California on Sunday afternoon, when Miss Orange County Alexa…

  • Protected: THE HEIGHTS OF ECSTASY

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  • Protected: SHAPES OF THINGS TO COME

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  • KARMA FOR THE CATS

    [Updated w/1 correction, 1/8/12] Adding insult to insult of injury — Arizona fans start their “U of A” chant while Tyler Lamb is on the floor writhing in agony, and UCLA makes them regret it with a painful 65-58 beating “Class” was NOT in session on Thursday night at the Honda…