Month: June 2011

  • Top TEN? How about Top ONE?

    U$C makes the Top Ten… list of “Most Crooked College Programs of All Time” There was a crooked school… Yesterday, the U$C trOJans were “immortalized,” by being inserted into the roster of Top Ten Most CROOKED Colleges in History (as compiled by an unbiased source completely UNaffiliated to BeatSC.com). They weren’t…

  • Protected: KATIE GAGA

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  • SWEEP DEPRIVATION

    Umpire falls asleep, blows call, costs Angels Sweep of Freeway Series In this day and age of high-tech developments, WHY do we still have to suffer through EASILY-CORRECTABLE screw-ups by fallible humans?  On Sunday at Dodger Stadium, a simple Instant Replay could have clearly changed the outcome of the game.  With two…

  • Protected: YES WEE CAN!

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  • THE KINGS’ PEACH

    SAC gets a pair of ballers — Bruin Tyler Honeycutt drops to the 2nd Round before being drafted #35 by the Sacramento Kings, where he will swing with Jimmer Fredette (but will be handled by an ex-trojan), and Bruin Malcolm Lee gets selected #43 by Chicago (but is expected to be traded to Minnesota, where he…

  • NOT-SO-LITTLE WHITE LIE

    One White Makes a Wrong — Ex-trojan Lonnie White confesses to taking $14,000 in cash to play for U$C U$C had been cheating for a long time before Reggie Bush ever came to town, and now, more first-hand proof bears that out.  Former trojan(-for-life?) and apparent Media Whore Lonnie White…

  • NICOLETTE PATCH

    Stuck on you — Addicted?  Having withdrawals?  Wish you knew how to quit her?  No worries, here’s a fix, and she’ll be back next year, smokin’ WARNING:  The Surgeon General has determined that viewing the photos in this article might be bad for your health, by raising your blood pressure to unsafe levels. Smoking may be banned on…

  • UCLA FOOTBALL 2011 PREVIEW FOR COLLEGEFOOTBALLZEALOTS.COM

    13The College Football Zealots web site has posed 6 questions about the upcoming UCLA Football season, and here are my answers, which will be published on that site for a National audience to get a preview of the 2011 Bruins 1.  UCLA had a rough time offensively last year as…

  • CRASS CROWN

    Classless Owner and his wife-beating Point Guard are beneficiaries of another total choke by the NBA’s so-called Super Team, as over-rated choker LeBron James will now take his talents on vacation So much for the Miami Heat stacking the deck and buying an NBA Championship.  For the 3rd game in a row,…

  • TWO QUALITY ASSETS, ONE QUALIFIED ASSISTANT, ONE UNQUALIFIED ASS

    Three Men and a Baby — Bruin Pitching Assassins go #1 and #3 in the MLB Draft, highly-regarded Korey McCray ascends from AAU to Ben Howland’s staff, and whining SUC-up Bill Plaschke tries to assuage trojan guilt For the first time since 1978, two of the top three picks in…

  • POLL STRIPPER

    Trojans get spanked again — The BCS votes to take u$c’s tainted 2004 Title away, making the “One-peat” a “No, Pete” Don’t look now, but the hated BCS finally got something right:  They have VACATED the 2004 BCS Title, stripping cheating u$c of the honor. What took so long, you…

  • DOES IT GET ANY “VILER” THAN TYLER?

    Trojan Marc Tyler gets busted for spitting on a woman and allegedly sexually assaulting another one For the first time ever, I am GLAD that Marc Tyler didn’t choose to attend his Father’s alma mater.  It is now apparent that Wendell Tyler’s son is simply not Bruin material… but he…