Month: November 2007

  • WHO’LL SUCK THE VENOM OUT OF BOOTY?

    The “Snakebit” Bruins are ready to shed their skins and devour some rodents Not everyone has given up on the Bruins this season.  Maybe the “Dumpers” have written off this coming Saturday, but the Bruins themselves and a Helluva lotta fans have plenty of faith, and they showed that Spirit during Thursday…

  • CLASSIC SCHLOCK

    Time to dust off the old classics   Click below to see a few more timeless, timely classics, including the classic blonde cheerleader, and Todd Marijuanovich flipping Matt Darby The Bird.

  • FORBIDDEN LOVE?

    George Washington treats Kevin Love like a Cherry Tree, but Westbrook, Shipp, and Collison turn the bark into teeth that bite Kevin Love is a phenom all right, but he’s certainly no one-man team. Love is SO good, that now he can be considered “held in check” despite getting a double-double.  Love…

  • Here at the Trojan-Haters Club, EVERY week is “BeatSC Week”

    But THIS week, everyone is on board, even if the Official name is “Blue & Gold Week” They can change the name if they want, but it doesn’t change anything.  This week, it’s all about beating sc.  As Red Sanders once said, Beating sc isn’t a matter of life and…

  • DUCKING THE ISSUE

    Despite the heated controversy, WE don’t feel like discussing whether the upcoming game will be Karl’s last;  We’d rather give you more Oregon Cheerleader pics.  And if you don’t like it, we invite you to go Duck yourself There are plenty of controversies for Bruin fans to get absorbed with…

  • BEUERLEIN-PSYCHOTIC? NOPE, JUST AN EX-RAIDER WHO KNOWS A THUG WHEN HE SEES ONE (KNEE SOMEONE IN THE HEAD)

    CBS Announcer remarks: “USC Thugs!” after LenDale White takes a knee — to an opponent’s head Not that it was a really big secret, but now the SCat is out of the bag:  USC has a reputation for being DIRTY, and thanks to CBS Broadcaster and ex-Raider Quarterback Steve Beuerlein, now everyone in…

  • BRUINS STILL GIVE A FLYING DUCK

    The Ducks lay a goose egg in 16-0 loss, making the Bruins eligible for a Bowl, including the Rose Bowl Senior Day had its moments… UCLA overcame their sluggish Offense with a shut down Defense to beat Oregon 16-0.  The Bruins used three Kai Forbath Field Goals, including a 54-yarder, to go…

  • SPURTIN’ BRUINS RUIN SPARTANS

    A 10-0 close-out run highlighted by Mbah a Moute’s 3-pointer gives #1 UCLA a 68-63 win over #11 Michigan State, after trailing for 39 minutes — and by as much as 13;  The Power of Love, Westbrook, and Shipp left the Spartans smartin’, and Bruins sportin’… smiles Tom Izzo and his #11 Michigan State Spartans…

  • STAIRWAY TO KEVIN, HIGHWAY TO ‘SELL

    UCLA’s 71-59 victory over Maryland is Kevin-Sent, as Kevin Love ascends to new heights, and Russell Westbrook burns up the Terra(pins) Believe the hype. Before yesterday, Freshman phenom Kevin Love still had his doubters.  Some people thought that his early-season stats were grossly inflated due to inferior competition.  But after Monday’s showing against…

  • BYE, BYE, MISS AMERICAN PIE

    Just because UCLA had a bye, it doesn’t mean the levy is dry And when the levee breaks… Here we are, just SITTING on all this GOLD, with no Bruin win or trojan loss to celebrate.  So, since we don’t really need an excuse, this “post” is ALL about sharing…

  • “JUICE CABOOSE-NOOSE, DEUCE,” NOT LOOSE IN VE-GOOSE

    No truce, as Court TV Reporters spruce up with mousse:  O.J.’s ass is still in a sling, again, as the trojan hero has been ordered to stand trial in Las Vegas for Armed Robbery and Kidnapping As expected by legal experts but not by us, usc’s Favorite Son O.J. Simpson…

  • THAT’S AMORE!

    When ol’ ‘Dino’s in town but can’t knock any down that’s Amore, aka Kevin Love, who leads UCLA to a 35-point Roast of the San Berdoo Coyotes [insert your own “Coyote Ugly” joke here] If cartoons have taught us anything, it’s that the coyotes never win.  That life lesson held…