Ma-halo Victory: Favored by 21 in Hawaii, usc spears the Warriors by only 13, giving up 36 points and 588 yards despite knocking out Hawaii’s QB with a savage blow to the head The trOJans are still getting away with Murder. Like an old re-run, some things never change. In Honolulu on Thursday night, the University of [...]
The Cardinals want to say “Adios” to the alienated ex-trojan QB, but all they’re hearing from other teams so far is “No way, Jose” At least no one is asking him to give back his Heisman. It’s been a tough month for former trojan hero and Ballroom Dance Student Matt Leinart. This season he was supposed [...]
Write On! Football Writers right a wrong by erasing from History usc’s ’04 Grantland Rice Trophy, and Matt Leinart may BE History, after getting written off as the Starter in Arizona (for this week, at least) Call it “Writer’s Block.” The Football Writers Association of America is blocking usc from keeping the Grantland Rice Trophy [...]
There’s No One Like U.S.C.: Trojans Can’t Get Enough of ’Cane reject WR, despite his alleged SERIES of rule violations, including repeatedly blowing off classes, and Pat Haden Can’t Explain what happened to the Winds of Change at his Zoo Where do you go when you are too squirrely for the University of Miami? I’ll give [...]
The NFL crushes Brian Cushing’s Appeal, Lane Kiffin puts Dillon Baxter on the No-Fly List for Hawaii, and Pete Carroll stuns Lawrence Jackson by shipping him off… to Detroit De-NIED… x 3. This week, three different football trojans got bad news, like three slaps in the face: Two because of allegedly using drugs to try to fit [...]
Heel! — Disgraced ex-trojan Asst. Coach Todd McNair, who once got busted for dog-fighting, refuses to roll over and play dead, as he appeals the NCAA ruling against him The NCAA should reconsider the TV Ban for usc, just because the trojans are showing absolutely NO REMORSE. Yesterday, yet another trojan refused to accept the reality of the NCAA’s [...]
Attention Reggie: YOU CAN!! Just call a Press Conference, admit that you are Guilty, and lateral the trophy to Vince Young According to Pat Haden, a “contrite” Reggie Bush called Haden and said that he feels bad, he wishes he could turn the clock back, and he’d give the Heisman back if he could. Despite false [...]
Put ‘em on a calendar, but not on your Fantasy Football team: The experts agree — While Bruin Jones-Drew is a Universal Top 3 pick, ex-trojans Sanchez, Leinart, Bush and the rest are hardly worth drafting Quantity, yes. Quality, no. usc has a ton of players in the NFL right now, but not one of [...]
Tangled up in green: DILLON Baxter gets Suspended by usc Football, allegedly for getting stoned, while another suspected Stoner, Taylor King, gets revived from Suspended Animation by usc Basketball The times, they aren’t a-changin’ — usc still stands for University of Substances, Controlled. And this whole SCandal may be gone like dust blowin’ in the [...]
Un-suspended Animation: Kiffin lifts Havili’s suspension after just ONE DAY (because it’s not raining Fullbacks at usc) Another trOJan thug gets away scot free after an attack of physical violence. Describing this as “lenient” would be an understatement — so let’s call it “Laneient.” All ALLEGEDLY>>> Last week, 5th-year Senior Fullback Stanley Havili arbitrarily decided [...]
Ho, Ho: The next Ding Dong you hear may be the NCAA coming for Lane Kiffin, who should use the Twinkie Defense to avoid letting the Tennessee Hostess Scandal be the icing on his Cupcake Lane Kiffin is not a Twinkie. The shelf-life of a Twinkie is 1000 years, but Kiffin’s is about the same [...]
Trojan Freak Breaks Teammate’s Cheek: SC Fullback Stanley Havili has a 5th-year Senior Moment, when he gets in a fight with Cornerback T.J. Bryant, and breaks his face Could it be ‘Roid Rage? Could it be Depression due to Sanctions? Could it be Sheer Stupidity? Or was it a Perfect Storm of all three? Last [...]