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Archive for October, 2017

  • ‘DAME’S DOUBLE-DIGIT DRUBBING DROPS DARNOLD’S DAMSELS IN DISTRESS DOUBLE DIGITS IN POLLS

    Catholic shame — The trojans gets knocked out of the Top 20, and out of relevancy, by a 49-14 spanking at the hands of the Fighting Irish Turnover-machine Sam Darnold — a FORMER Heisman frontrunner — choked again this week, failing miserably to live up to the hype, in a 49-14 annihilation by Notre Dame.  […]

  • MOUNT A TROJAN (HORSE) FOR HURRICANE RELIEF

    Again, I apologize for being so busy.  It looks like I will miss the next two home games.  Travesty of justice, but it’s for a good cause:  My actual career. Speaking of good causes, someone (not me) has designed a UCLA/sc T-shirt, and is donating the profits to the Red Cross for hurricane relief, etc. […]

  • THEY ALWAYS DIE IN THREES

    Third time not the charm — #3 Josh Rosen throws 3 Interceptions leading to UCLA’s 3rd loss of the season UCLA traveled to Arizona this weekend, and as a 2-point favorite, against a team that usually beat, they couldn’t get it done, losing 47-30, falling to 3-3 on the season.  Usually consistent Josh Rosen, who […]

  • REARRANGING KECK CHAIRS ON THE TITANIC

    (Tro-) Jan overboard! — New Dean (or Chairman, if you will) of u$c’s Keck Medical School, who replaced METH HEAD Dean Carmen Puliafito, resigns in shame after it is revealed that he has a history of sexual harassment (for which sc REWARDED him?) They sure can pick ’em, can’t they?  The institution with no integrity […]

  • TOO HOT TO HANDSLE

    All Hands on Deck — Bruin Freshman Jaylen Hands impresses the crowd at Venice Beach, as do the rest of his teammates, the Bruin Women’s Team, and the UCLA Spirit Squad, but it’s Hands’ dunk jumping over Coach Steve Alford that Hands him the Dunk Contest Title What a slamming day in sun-slammed Venice Beach!  […]

  • NO CURBING THIS ENTHUSIASM

    Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty… good — After a 6-year hiatus, Curb Your Enthusiasm finally had its long-awaited premiere tonight, as did the 29th season of The Simpsons, while O.J. Simpson made his long-dreaded return to society (Two steps forward, one step back) Larry David is a neurotic genius.  His humor may skew older than a […]

  • WHITE MEN WIPE OUT THE BUFFALOES

    Great White > Buffaloes — On White Out Night at the Rose Bowl, Josh Rosen leads the white-clad Bruins over Colorado 27-23 with 372 yards Passing, while the improved Bruin defense holds the Buffs to 4-for-16 on 3rd Downs to help UCLA to rise to 3-2 on the season (and 3-0 at home) Josh Rosen […]

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