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Archive for September, 2017

  • USC HAS NO-FALK INSURANCE

    The Falk Is Our Star — What the Falk happened to the vaunted trojans??  #5 (not for long) u$c gets upset by Washington State 30-27, as Cougar QB Luke Falk totally outshines troy QB Sam Darnold, who fumbles the game away on the final drive For 3 hours, TV viewers had to listen to two […]

  • WHITEOUT SUPREMACY

    Whiteout Power — This Saturday night the Bruins and their fans will wear white at home and some people don’t like this break from tradition Blue & Gold lives matter.  UCLA has the best-looking HOME uniforms in the Country.  The medium blue and gold combination is striking.  Samsung uses them in their commercial for their […]

  • HOOKED ON A KNEELING

    Kneel Diamond — The issue of the day is getting too much publicity already (so why not add more?),  and it’s all based on a misunderstanding I hate to get political, but… Sometimes, I don’t like something, but I still have to admit that it should not be banned.  I would PREFER it if everyone […]

  • U$C: “OUR BLAND IS CRISIS”

    Bland on the Run — U$C Assistant Basketball Coach and “Elite Recruiter” Tony Bland is ARRESTED by the FBI for bribery, wire fraud, and paying players “Welcome to the party, pal!”  For all of you deniers and skeptics who have scoffed at me for the last 40 years as I have repeatedly insisted that USC […]

  • MARCEDES TRENDZ

    …but Eddie V. offends and his Oakland Defense bends — Bruin great and previously forgotten Jaguar Tight End Marcedes Lewis scores three Touchdowns in Jacksonville’s 44-7 triumph, then former Bruin Eddie Vanderdoes chooses to not mention UCLA in his primetime TV intro (maybe due to how bad the Bruin Defense was the night before), then […]

  • GROUND TO A PULP IN PALO ALTO

    I never sausage a thing — Meating a team playing without their starting Steer-er (QB), the un-beefy UCLA Defense still manages to get butchered for 405 yards on the ground and 7 Touchdowns, including 3 by the back-up Running Back, in a 58-34 pulverizing in the Stanford Stadium Slaughterhouse, for the Bruins’ 10th straight loss […]

  • MISSING DOZENS IN LAND OF KISSING COUSINS

    Memphizzle — Deep down in the heart of Tennessee, the Bruins, who were missing several key starters, proceeded to miss several golden opportunities to beat Memphis, by missing 4 easy catches, missing open Receivers, missing tackles, and missing coverage on one main Tiger in 45-48 loss Josh Rosen put up some unbelievable, Heisman-type numbers, but […]

  • PIN CUSHING

    The bigger the Cushing the better the (drug) pushing — Ex-trojan and repeat offender Brian Cushing of the Houston Texans has been suspended from the NFL for the second time — this time for TEN games — for taking performance-enhancing drugs again [Note:  For legal reasons — This article is based on reported facts, but […]

  • HAWAIIAN NICE

    Maui wowie — Surf away the Monday blues with these blue and gold-clad beauties, who make L.A. a paradise No article.  No Irma coverage.  No pretense.  Just 42 more UCLA Spirit Squad photos from the Hawaii game…

  • ROSEN GOES FIVE-0 ON HAWAII (PART 2, 65 MORE PHOTOS)

    (Before you continue to view these 65 photos, make sure you’ve looked at the previous article first)

  • ROSEN GOES FIVE-0 ON HAWAII

    Book ’em, Josh-o — Josh Rosen leis out FIVE Touchdowns with 0 Interceptions as Hawaii takes it on the Chin Ho, 56-23; Darren Andrews catches 3 of those 5 TD passes No man is an island (not even Maui from “Moana”), and no one player wins a college football game all by himself.  But there […]

  • NIGHT SHINING IN ARMOUR

    Damsels in dis dress — Whether or not you are a fan of Under Armour’s new Football and Cheerleading uniforms that were unveiled on Sunday night, you’ve gotta admit:  These girls would look great even in suits of ACTUAL armour Personally, I don’t have a super-strong opinion about Under Armour, or their new UCLA uniforms […]

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