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Archive for November, 2016

  • THIS BLOWS

    Everyone knows it’s Windy — It’s 1pm, and the wind is howling through the Southland, and if it doesn’t stop soon, it will be a fire retardant that will cause the Fire Marshall to ban tonight’s BeatSC Bonfire This has happened before.  The bonfire has gone UNLIT a couple of times in recent memory — […]

  • MEDAL GODS

    Kareem gets some sugar… from the Big Cheese — Bruin Legend and Philanthropist Kareem Abdul-Jabbar will receive the Presidential Medal of Freedom, which is the highest honor that can be bestowed on a civilian in this Country Another day, another Bruin gets a top honor.  Just a day or two after Bruin Dave Roberts gets […]

  • JUST THINK ABOUT BASEBALL

    Still premature to come up with Football talk — In order to prolong the avoidance of the subject of pigskin for a little longer, it’s my honor to honor Bruin Dave Roberts, the Rookie Manager of the Dodgers, who has just been honored as the 2016 National League Manager of the Year For only the […]

  • JUMPING TO HOOPS

    The Pauley Tix of Dancing — The 2016-17 UCLA Basketball season is in full swing now, with the Bruins improving to 2-and-0 after their tougher-than-expected victory over overmatched Cal State Northridge Let’s talk about UCLA Basketball, because I don’t want to think about Bruin Football too much this week.  With the pigskin Blue & Gold […]

  • WINNER WINNER, CHICKEN SANDWICH

    A little chicken before next week — Randall Goforth’s game-clinching 40-yard Pick Six with 2:14 left breaks UCLA’s depressing 4-game losing streak, as the Bruins escape the Beaver trap 38-24, but 60,000+ fans were more excited by winning free Chick Fil-A (because UCLA blocked a kick), and by the Veterans Day parachute spectacle, while some […]

  • THE ANGRY DOTH PROTEST TOO MUCH, METHINKS

    Quiet the Riot in Hamlets across the Nation — While I totally understand the anger and respect the legitimate fear, I suspect that there may be more productive ways to express these feelings, and channel them against specific policies that may change Americans’ way of life  To protest, or not to protest – that is […]

  • U MAD?

    Not to take sides, but…  If YOU are unhappy with the election results and you want to join the protest without risking your life trying to block a freeway, here’s an inexpensive t-shirt to express your views I told you I don’t like to get political here, and that I don’t want to alienate anyone. […]

  • GO, GO, CAST YOUR VOTE

    Gently down the street, merrily, Hillary, Donald T., scarily: (Wish this was a dream) — The election is today, which means the campaign is mercifully over.  So go vote for who you think will make the best President, and then go home and be able to finally read your Facebook timeline without learning which friends […]

  • SILVER LINING (NON-EXISTENT) PLAYBOOK

    Buff-plugged — Despite #15 Colorado TRYING to give the game away, this Rosen-less Bruin SUCKFEST keeps SUC out of first place in the Pac-12 South, thanks to a dozen (mostly stupid) penalties, a dropped TD pass, a dropped Interception, three botched Field Goals, two allowed massive Punt Returns (one for a game-turning 4th quarter TD), […]

  • “AMANDA AMBROSE TAUGHT ILLITERATE USC FOOTBALL PLAYERS HOW TO READ”

    Amanda Hug-n-kiss — Los Angeles Magazine reveals that U$C Football was recruiting and signing players that couldn’t read, as far back as the 70’s — more evidence that the trojans have never cared about NCAA rules Pick up a copy of the current (November 2016) issue of Los Angeles Magazine.  Assuming you are not a U$C […]

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