Month: May 2016

  • SUPPORT OUR TROOPERS

    Happy Memorial Day to the UCLA Spirit Squad and all of their supporters The students who are members of the UCLA Spirit Squad dedicate an extraordinary amount of time and effort, to make their troop the Country’s ELITE.  They invest all their blood, sweat, and tears to perfect their routines,…

  • TO MAKE A WRONG STORY SHOT

    Ex-trojan Bryce Dejean-Jones dies tragically, when he mistakenly goes to the incorrect story of his estranged girlfriend’s apartment complex, and kicks down the door of the unit directly under hers, where the occupant legally shoots and kills him This a a dark day for the Dark Side.  There is tragedy…

  • CAUGHT ON CAMERA WITH NICE CANON

    All That — No need to Canonize the photographer, because it doesn’t take any Talent to make these girls look stunning Nick Cannon is an eminently successful producer, recording artist, actor, and host — of a host of shows including “America’s Got Talent” and “Caught On Camera with Nick Cannon.”…

  • LOVE TRY-ANGELS

    So acute — Even if the voting didn’t go as expected, you still gotta love all the girls who tried (out) with all their heart at the UCLA Spirit Squad Auditions — and looking at the survivors, we are not at all obtuse like the cable TV “Settlers” from the…

  • CIVIL WAR MARVELS

    Superhero vs. Superhero — As Marvel’s latest comic book movie dominates the box office, it’s time to marvel at some more heroines with the superpower of being world-class knockouts who will be Captains of American Industry in the years to come, as they competed against one another, for slots on…

  • EX-TROJAN McDONALD’S DUI KEEPS THE “CLOWN” IN “CLOWN COLLEGE”

    I’m Lovin’ It… because he didn’t kill anyone — Former u$c Football player T.J. McDonald is arrested for Driving Under the Influence, of something other than alcohol How long has it been since a trojan has made the Police Blotter?  Not that long, actually.  Not exactly a “drought.”  It was…

  • MY HEART IS BREAKING BAD

    Who’ll Stop the Pain? — For the first time ever, the audition results explode my heart like a Barstow meth lab, as FOUR girls I know and love are edged out by an infusion of new talent Wow.  Just… wow.  I never in a million years ever thought that the…