Month: February 2015

  • MEET CUTE; NEAT LOOT

    Come meet the UCLA Cheerleaders in person and win exciting, big-ticket prizes this Saturday (2/28) from 4p to 7p in Pauley Pavilion; Bruin stars (of the past, present, and future) Tyus Edney, Myles Jack, Paul Perkins, Jerry Neuheisel, Norman Powell, Tony Parker, Josh Rosen, and Baseball Coach John Savage are…

  • MIGHTY MORPHIN POWELL RANGERS

    The Bruins’ morphin’ releases endorphins — Led by superhero Norman Powell and his sidekicks Tony Parker and Isaac Hamilton,  UCLA morphs into a dominant team, and eradicates the supervillian Huskies 88-66, inhibiting the transmission of pain signals from the 2-game losing streak Ever heard of “Scrubbing Bubbles?”  Well, on Wednesday…

  • A LEAGUE THAT WE OWN

    Bruins are best of the best — Russell Westbrook’s record-setting performance in the NBA All-Star Game nets him the MVP Award, after rookie Zach Lavine stuffs all the competition on his way to claiming the Slam Dunk Championship Two NBA Trophies, two UCLA recipients.  This weekend, besides being Valentine’s Day…

  • JANE THE VERSION: 2012

    Buried Treasure — Three years ago I had the honor of taking photos of the UCLA Dance Team’s beautiful Jane at the Miss Teen CaliforniaUSA Pageant, but I didn’t know it was her until just now I always knew that the UCLA Spirit Squad is made up of the most…

  • WHAT IT MEMES TO BE PETE CARROLL

    All the Pete Carroll memes fit to print — It’s just the memes to an end:  The end of all this ass-kissing and adulation of Pete the Cheat Carroll, who was once again exposed on the biggest stage, at the most crucial time The whole world is jumping all over…

  • PETE THE CHEAT IS PETE THE CHOKE!!!!!

    Beastly arrogant Pete Carroll idiotically calls a pass on the one-yard line while Marshawn Lynch watches, and the Patriots intercept it to clinch the Super Bowl!!!! Seattle had it won.  Even after choking away a 10-point lead in the 4th quarter, they got a miracle catch in the final minute,…