Month: January 2015

  • UTE-FUL INDISCRETION

    Ute is wasted by the young — #11 Utah comes into to Pauley overconfident (after having beaten UCLA by 32 three weeks ago), and gets out-played, out-hustled, out-muscled, and outscored 69-59 by the youthful Bruins, who came in 0-4 against Ranked teams, having lost those by about 20 a game…

  • SEVEN (DOMI)NATION ARMY

    UN-UNBROKEN — Bruins smack down the clowns for the 4th straight time in Basketball 83-66; Add that to the 3 straight beatings in Football, and that’s SEVEN straight UCLA torchings of u$c in the two biggest college sports Rivalry?  What Rivalry?  With UCLA’s latest annihilation of the u$c Clown College…

  • RED ASS-FAULT

    Yet another selfish trojan football player puts public lives in danger, as u$c Linebacker Don Hill gets busted for a DUI Considering u$c’s  ever-growing list of criminals that is longer than a chimpanzee’s arm, you have to wonder:  Do they RECRUIT all these idiots and a-holes, or do they just…

  • HOLY ALAMO-LY!

    Take a guac on the wild side — UCLA dominates early to lead at the Half 31-6, but have to recover a last-minute onside kick — twice — in order to stave off a valiant Kansas State comeback attempt and take the Alamo Bowl 40-35 Texas may be the Lone…

  • RIGHT LANE OBSTRUCTED AGAIN

    Lowest Lane — Just like the 405 North near UCLA, when Lane Kiffin is coaching in a big game, you can assume that a Lane will be shut down, and that’s what happened in the Sugar Bowl, as Kiffin’s confused Offense chokes in the end, allowing Ohio State to upset…