Month: March 2014

  • FOUR ON THE FLOR-IDA

    Stalled — Frigid-from-the-perimeter UCLA gets knocked out of March Madness by #1 overall seed Florida, again — the fourth time in less than a decade that the Gators have ended the Bruins’ season, 79-68 No shame in losing to the overall #1 seed in the NCAA Tournament after reaching the…

  • AUSTIN LOSS? AWESOME SAUCE!

    UCLA goes 30 minutes without a Turnover, and dishes out 22 Assists, to  puree the Lumberjacks into maple syrup, 77-60 Stephen F. Austin won 29 straight games?  The only question is HOW??  The Bruins have just ended the Nation’s longest winning streak, by totally dominating SFA 77-60.  The victory sends…

  • There’s an A-P-P for that!

    Your best player is having a subpar night?  No problem — Just download Adams, Powell, and Parker, and you will thrive and survive 4th-seeded UCLA played #13th seed Tulsa on Friday night in San Diego, in what’s called the Second Round of the NCAA Tournament.  Bruin fans were not worried…

  • YIPPEE KYLE A., MOTHERF**KER!!

    Die?  Hardly! — Tournament MVP Kyle Anderson, with 21 Points, 15 Rebounds, and 5 Assists, leads UCLA to the 2014 Pac-12 Conference Championship, with Jordan Adams’ last-minute Three-pointer saying Happy Trails to Arizona For the first time since 2008, the UCLA Bruins are the Official Pac-12 Champions.  In Steve Alford’s…

  • HAVE A NICE TRIP, (U-S-)C YOU NEXT FALL

    One ex-trojan admits receiving free luxury trips, including to Fiji, while playing for $C, a Pro player falls, thanks to a punch in the throat from another ex-trojan, and the current $C Basketball team ends their year in the first round of the Pac-12 Tourney, finishing a dreadful last-place campaign…

  • DON’T GO (BREAKING MY HEART)

    “Like a candle in the win(d)” — The 2013-14 UCLA Spirit Squad makes their final Home appearance as the “Sun Goes Down On” them, but the Bruin Basketball team gives the “Tiny Dancers” a Win to “Levon,” damming the Beavers to 69 in a comeback 5-point victory On Sunday night…