Month: November 2010

  • THREE ORDERS OF TROJAN EGOTISM, ALA CART

    Ya gotta have cart:  Arrogant trojan Agent/Student asks $150,000 for his cart; He then announces that he’ll rep several trojans next week, but doesn’t have any agreements in place (because that would be an NCAA violation);  Meanwhile, a whole classroom of trojans watch a man collapse but do nothing to help…

  • THE PAIN OF LANE FALLS MAINLY ON MUSTAIN

    In insane rain, the reign of the vain goes down the drain, when an inane INT shows Mustain’s untrained brain has much to gain… but Ronald Johnson can’t complain — He dropped a pass that would have slain Notre Dame Big disclaimer:  Anything snarky I say about usc today should…

  • SIMULTANEOUS HORROR-GASMS

    No Happy Endings:  UCLA Basketball and UCLA Football come together on Black Friday, starting with sloppy passes and climaxing with a choke It doesn’t happen very often, but on Friday, a UCLA Basketball game overlapped with a UCLA Football game, and the result was double-disaster.  The Basketball team threw away a…

  • NOT ENOUGH TORQUE IN ‘NOVA YORK

    Despite ‘Nova’s horsepower edge and Refs’ East Coast bias, UCLA hangs tough in NYC before finally burning out, 82-70 “Happy” Thanksgiving, Bruin fans. And here’s what UCLA Basketball fans can give thanks for today:  If you take out a 3-minute mini-meltdown by the Bruins at the end of the 1st…

  • TROJANS BLAME IT ON ILLNESS AND FA-TEAGUE

    u$c says student/Agent Teague Egan was warned that giving cart rides to players was a violation, but that didn’t stop him from picking up Dillon Baxter, who accepted only because he was sick and tired “Sick and tired,” indeed.  Everyone in the Country is sick and tired of the unmitigated…

  • IT’S A GAME OF KATZ AND MOUSC

    Wonderful World of ‘Quizzney:  Mickey Mouse trojans get beaten Goofy by Beavers 36-7, as Ryan Katz and Jacquizz Rodgers make sure that Reser Stadium remains a Haunted House for usc It’s a smile world after all. The trojans lost another game on Saturday night, but they might be about to lose…

  • BAXTER PUTS THE CART BEFORE THE HORSE

    Par for the horse:  Trojan Dillon Baxter, doing his best Reggie Bush impression, gets busted for taking a free ride on campus, from an Agent in a golf cart (and I thought trojans only used golf carts when searching for the real killers) So Baxter says he didn’t know.  Now where…

  • ARM-AGEDDON

    Blame It On Brehaut, Blame It On The Bellboy, Blame it on Tunney, Sheller, Chow, Bullough, Neuheisel, and anyone else not wearing black All you idiots who thought that Kevin Prince was the problem, please raise your hands.  Now put them down, and write in, admitting that you were wrong.…

  • BRUINS RING PACIFIC’S BELL

    Nelson and Honeycutt don’t phone it in, dialing up 30 of UCLA’s 40 1st Half Points to hang up the Tigers, 57-44 Operator, give me long distance to New York! The Bruins are headed to N.Y.C. for the next round of the N.I.T. Season Tip-off Tournament, after disconnecting the University of…

  • ASSAULTIN’ PEPPERDINE

    Lacking spice early, the Bruins shake it up with a 26-2 run to grind out a zesty victory over the tasty Waves Who needs a Shooting Guard?  UCLA triumphed over Pepperdine on Monday night, with very little help from their “2” position.  Thanks to an ankle sprain sustained by Malcolm…

  • BRUINS KICK DOWN THE ‘DORS

    UCLA Mojo risin’:  Bruins break on through, scoring the first 15 points of the game and never looking back, bullying the Matadors to an 83-50 slaying So much for finding out what the Bruins are really made of.  The Cal State Northridge Matadors were no stiffer competition than Westmont or…

  • JACKASS-FREE D

    Now it’s for Reel:  Tonight is the Due Date of the Hereafter for Ben “Megamind” Howland’s Unstoppable, re-stocked Bruins to reach for the Skyline, and for fans who Saw Red for 127 Hours last year to feel some Morning Glory with Conviction, right from this season’s Inception The Exhibition Season…