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Archive for March, 2010

  • RELEASE THE HOUNDS!

    Doggy-Smile, Holmes:  As Monty burns, the Dawgs are in Baskers-ville, after biting back the Bears to become Big Dance-bound, while it’s elementary that Cal should still be a sure lock What’s brown and black, and looks good on a trojan?  A Doberman Pinscher.  And another cockeyed classic canine query:  Who let the Dawgs in?  The answer is:  Cal let […]

  • BRICKS & DONE

    Haggard Bruins Swift-ly lose their Rhythm, their Range, their Pride, and their Season, with no Trace of Rimes or Reason, as Rich Bears Cash in, 85-72 Parton is such sweet sorrow.  And UCLA fans can now part ways with any wild hopes of a magical miracle run to March Madness, as the Bruins have been […]

  • GoldenEye

    Double-Double-0-7:  Nelson. Reeves Nelson returns from eye injuries with a License to Kill, and on Q, Pierces ‘Cats SPECTRE with 19 and 10 to help UCLA finish Onatopp 75-69, so that the Bruins can get a Quantum of Solace, and Eye Another Day Never Say Never Again… even if Cal scares The Living Daylights out of […]

  • HONOR ROLL

    ROLL CALL:  Michael Roll is present on the All Pac-10 1st Team, while Nelson and Honeycutt make the grade for the Freshman Team It’s been a long road for Michael Roll.  From almost going to UCSB, to playing in Westwood behind a slew of NBA-bound players, from showing an early spark for outside shooting to struggling […]

  • AVATARRED AND FEATHERED

    Pandora Boxed Out:  Avatar and James Cameron get defused by The Hurt Locker and Cameron’s ex-wife Kathryn Bigelow, the first woman ever to win Best Director POOR James Cameron.  The man who has directed the top two moneymaking films of all time just suffered a crushing blow:  The film that he spent ten years making […]

  • THIS WAS NOT A BOATENG ACCIDENT!

    We’re gonna need a bigger Boateng:  Maneater Eric Boateng and chums devour sinking Bruins, who are now one wave short of a shipwreck, after ASU’s 56-46 feeding frenzy It’s going to take the JAWS of Life to save the Bruins now, because UCLA apparently jumped the shark two years ago.  But even though the Bruins […]

  • BRUINS SLIP NOOSE ON IN TUCSON

    UCLA coughs up a 14-point, 2nd Half lead in Arizona, hanging themselves with frozen ropes and a trap-door Defense, and dying too young on Drago’s premature foul execution, as the Bruins hang their heads after losing by a neck, 78-73 It’s not a complete and total “choke” when you lose by 5 on the Road to a team […]

  • SLIGHT AT THE MUSEUM: BATTERED BY THE SMITHSONIAN

    O.J. donates his “Acquittal Suit” to the Smithsonian, but the Institute tells the institutionalized ex-trojan to keep his pants on (good advice where HE is) In the last few days, there has been a flurry of activity in O.J.’s camp, but things at the Smithsonian couldn’t have been Stiller.  Despite a generous offer from the […]

  • LET’S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!

    It’s just a jump to the left:  This past year has been a Rocky Horror for UCLA, but the Bruin Pic-Cheer Show remains a beloved Cult Classic It’s astounding.  Time is fleeting.  (March) Madness… takes its toll.  And so does cheering for bad teams.  And Bruin fans have really been taxed lately, pulling for Drago, […]

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