Month: October 2009

  • SABATHIA, BLOODY SABATHIA

    Heaven and Hell-o:  Bruin Chase Utley chases 2 CC Sabathia offerings through a Hole in the Sky, as the Phillies Mob Rules the NY Iron Man 6-1 in Game 1 of the World Series, and has even the Never-Say-Die Yankee fans Paranoid If only the Angels would have consulted Chase…

  • DROP ZONA III

    Plenty of Snipes after free-falling Bruins’ 27-13 Desert Dive:  Dropped passes, bad passes, bad penalties, missed tackles, missed blocks, and missed blitzes — If Neuheisel wants the movie of this season to have a Hollywood ending, he better get Bus(e)y It’s enough to give you brain damage.  And what if…

  • SANCHEZ’ STINK-O CINCO SINK-O’S JETS

    In a blink-o, Missing Link-o’s legions shrink-o on the brink-o of his being benched, after Kinko’s 5 Interceptions give O.T. game to Bills (all to the joy of a certain Fink-o) After a depressing Saturday where UCLA’s hopes for a decent season disintegrated while sc’s win in South Bend leaves…

  • CALIFORNIA REAMIN’

    Bruins finally find their air game, AND get their longest TD run in 6 years, but the Defense doesn’t molest anyone until the second half, and Cal takes advantage, 45-26 All the leaves are Brown… And the skies are grey…  Or so said the Mamas and the Papas in “California Dreamin’.” …

  • 99 BOTTLES OF CHEER ON THE WALL

    Happy 99th Birthday to John R. Wooden, the greatest Coach in History Today should have been a National holiday.  99 years ago, a true American legend was born.  And 99 years later, he is still inspiring young people to succeed in Life. The current Bruin Basketball team posted a video tribute to…

  • ROYALLY DUCKED

    Or-e-Gone in 260 Seconds:  4-minute meltdown by Crespi Prince and Bruins turns Crispy Duck (without Masoli) into Duck Chow Pain, 24-10 Will Bruins fans even Give a Flying Duck any more?  Will anybody even care?  Will everyone give up? UCLA hosted Oregon on Saturday, and after grinding out a 3-0…

  • O-GASMIC

    Pity Ducks:  Oregon and their top-flight Cheerleaders are coming, but the game is not anti-climactic, since the Ducks’ starting QB is injured, while UCLA’s Starting QB is back From a certain loss, to an epic battle. That’s what happens when you lose or gain a QB, the most important player on any team. …

  • TOBY UPROOTS BRUINS, AS TREES MASTER CRAFT

    Gerhart beaks the chains as Stanford whips UCLA into submission 24-16;  Craft’s late rescue attempt is abolished Is this tragi-dramati-comedy Miniseries — brought to you by Craft — about to be cancelled due to bad ratings? The Bruins did NOT lose Saturday’s game BECAUSE of Kevin Craft, but it sure…

  • UNCONSCIOUS!!

    Ex-UCLA Cheerleader Crystal (with a little help from her friends) has launched “Elevate Boutique,” an online shop that promotes charity, ecology, and “Conscious Living” Just when you thought you couldn’t be any MORE proud of UCLA and the Bruin Spirit Squad… …along comes Crystal to change that thought. Crystal (on the…