Say halo to Mollie’s Angels: UCLA is like a convenience store inside the Pearly Gates, where the selection committee just ordered up 11 delightful deities for the Dance Team, and 8 charged-up cherubs for the Cheer Squad (and an Ambrosia Slurpee) The ballots are in. No need to get the mayonnaise jar from Funk & […]
Mollie and her Judges get back, Jack, and Do It Again, Reelin’ In The Year’s finest 19, who showed the Steely (Dance) resolve to survive UCLA Dance Team auditions They got a name for the winners in the World… and that name is “Bruin fans.” Because this year, as always, UCLA fans will get to […]
In the driver’s seat, new QB Kevin Prince answers the call, but the car he’s driving starts up with a crank Operator? Give me Dial-a-Prayer. There is a reason why Terry Donahue, Dick Vermeil, Jerry Robinson, and Rick Neuheisel were all stressing PATIENCE when they spoke to the Rose Bowl crowd at UCLA’s Spring Scrimmage last night. […]
Go ahead: Dive in and soak up a second serving of sopping wet Southern Cal song girls Don’t be a wet blanket — it’s for a good cause. Due to popular demand (the popular demand of mine that I share more of these pics), here is another heaping helping of photos of the usc song […]
S.weet C.harity: It may be S.C., but an event that helps severely-injured athletes get into the school (and several healthy song girls get into the pool) is good cause to write off The Rivalry, and write off a donation You have to admit: The trojans know how to throw a fundraiser. Saturday was the 29th Annual […]
Bush and Mayo cases combined means impending penalties? Derozan and Gibson leaving early? Prince starting? Don’t pop any champagne corks just yet A lot of articles have filled the early Spring Sports pages, making hope spring eternal. Teaser stories about the NCAA Death Penalty supposedly coming down on usc’s Football AND Basketball programs, the anticipated exodus and decimation of […]
Tailback Jonathan Franklin is Money, hitting the jackpot in his bid for playing time, as Top Rusher and only Offensive player to hit paydirt in UCLA’s scrimmage Benjamin Franklin said “A penny saved is a penny earned.” There are some recent investors who may disagree with that sentiment, but UCLA Tailback Jonathan Franklin knows about rising value. […]
Deja View: Here’s a second glance at the bikini search that will have you seeing double Not sure exactly what can be written in this space that will actually get read, as you fly down to the included photos, and lately, there’s not much to say. Not happy about another Tobacco (Road) -related killing (but […]
TOYS FOR TROTS: Hawaiian Tropic trots out a treasure trove of hot-to-trot trophy girls in bikinis at Santa Anita “I went to the Horse Races, and a Bikini Contest broke out!” Okay, so maybe the Bikini Contest was planned in advanced — and advertised like crazy by sponsor KLOS — but it was still a […]
Dim Floyd turns down ‘zona to stay with sc Just ignore everything below. The Media got ahead of themselves yesterday, ASSUMING that Tim Floyd would accept the offer to become the Head Coach at Arizona. It was an understandable assumption, because, who in their right mind would choose sc over ‘zona? The conspiracy theory is […]
After hitting The Wall at sc, Tim Floyd is tickled Pink to take Arizona’s Money and leave the trojans un-Comfortably Numb Tim Floyd tried to turn usc into Arizona. He failed. Now he is going to turn Arizona into usc. When Floyd came to usc, he said that Arizona was the “standard” in the Pac-10 […]
This ain’t no party, this ain’t no disco, this ain’t no Foolin’ around It MUST be April Fool’s Day, since NOBODY has pity for O.J., especially no one around here. No one has sympathy for the imprisoned trojan hero, even though he is behind bars on HIS day. Not only is O.J. a World-Class Fool,