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Archive for July, 2008

  • AGE OF CONSENT: Scott Wolf is NOT doing anything wrong

    Just a quick note to those of you who notice one of the classic BeatSC.com UCLA Dance Team photos on Scott Wolf’s usc blog, WITHOUT the BeatSC.com logo: He has express written permission to share BeatSC.com photos with his readers.  It is necessary, in order for them to understand the TRUE hierarchy of Pac-10 Spirit Squads.  However, if […]

  • LOVE INKS (YEAH, YEAH, LOVE INKS)

    Ain’t Nothin’ but a Party:  Kevin Love gets a Freeze Frame moment, signing a $5.47 Million, 2-year contract to become a T-Wolf KLove made it official yesterday, putting his signature on a contract to become the new Minnesota Fat Cat.  Five and a half Mil for 2 years, with options for two more years at around […]

  • BRAND RECOGNITION

    Elton Brand chose Philadelphia Freedom over Baron & the Clips, because he recognized that The Bitch is Back in L.A., and his name is Donald Sterling It’s time for a Funeral for a Friend:  Love Lies Bleeding in Elton’s hands, because Elton just Let the Sun Go Down on Baron Davis.  Yesterday, Elton Brand bailed […]

  • OLSON IS WAIVED, UTLEY IS CRAVED, BARON’S NOT SAVED, AND TATUPU HAS CAVED

    DREW is shown the Back Door by Faith-less San Francisco;  CHASE takes the Front Door to trojan-less All-Star Game;  DAVIS sees Brand use the Revolving Door to escape Hope-less Clippurgatory;  And LOFA will be the Door Prize for a Freedom-less Cellmate Lord have Mercy!  That’s more “Doors” than Jim “Backdoor Man” Ladd will play on […]

  • BRING IT ON!

    Brought on by massive trojan denial:  A head-to-head face-off between UCLA and Oregon, for Spirit Supremacy “The Devil Made Me Do It.” Is this REALLY necessary?  Has the blinding light of The Rivalry really rendered trojans unable to see what is right in front of them?  Is it THAT hard to admit when your Rival […]

  • DIGGING ALL THE WAY TO CHINA (and leaving the trojans behind)

    Bruin Great Elaine Youngs is Set to Go to The Promised Sand of Beijing, Blocking and Spiking the Olympic Dreams of TWO Cardinal & Gold Diggers Can you Dig it?  Thanks to their strong performance this week in Moscow, the Beach Volleyball team of Elaine “E.Y.” Youngs and Nicole Branagh clinched the final berth on the […]

  • BANANA CREAM PYRO

    Flinging these’ll Foster the Appeal of Fireworks for Bunches (and only a Monkey’s Uncle would Split before Dessert is Doled out) First comes “Blue & Gold.”  But coming in a close Second is “Red, White, and Blue.” Sometimes you have to ask yourself:  Are you a Bruin who just happens to be an American, or […]

  • AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL — FROM SHE TO SHINING SHE

    What a Country!  Happy 4th of July to Bruin-Americans Usually, when the word “Banner” appears on these pages, it’s referring to the imminent NCAA Championship Banner that Ben Howland is about to deliver to Westwood.  But today, it also refers to Old Glory, as in the Star-Spangled variety of Banner. Today is Independence Day — A […]

  • FROM SOAK-Y TO OKIE: JUST CALL HIM “RUSTLE” WESTBROOK

    Westbrook Goin’ South:  The Sonics are ‘bucking rain-soaked Seattle for booming Oklahoma City, where the fans (who tote shotguns, not shots of espresso) will really get a blast out of Westy’s thunderous and dust-clearing Sonic Booms Could you imagine if Jerry Buss moved the Lakers from Los Angeles?  I don’t mean:  to Irwindale, or Irvine, […]

  • FIG U SKATERS

    Oh, BOI!  —  Thanks to another frozen WITTness, Figueroa Tech’s Most KWANted is no longer on thin ice, and will probably go SCOTT free Quick — Someone get a shovel and dig up the 50-yard line in the Coliseum — You just might find the shallow grave of the latest person to point the finger […]

  • AREA 51 — ACCESS DENIED

    The Secret is Out:  #51 Reggie Carter’s Restricted Zone will be the site of many more crash landings, so say The Watchers It’s no conspiracy:  Area 51 is for real.  UCLA fans already know that Linebacker Reggie Carter is the real deal, but now, the rest of the Country is getting a head’s up.  After […]

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