Month: December 2007
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BURIED TREASURE CHEST
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Pirate loot is called the “Booty,” but OUR lost swag’s about the Beauty Anyone who Googled “Booty” and got this article is going to be disappointed. There is nothing in here about the underachieving trojan QB, and there are no close-ups of naked derrieres. When we say “booty,” we’re talking about stumbling on to a forgotten…
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GNARLY DAVIDSON
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Wheels almost come off at Honda Center, but Luc, Russell, and Bruins torque it up to escape 18-point bitch-seat and be 75-63 Davidson-Choppers; Meanwhile, sc gets Irritable Bowl Syndrome, as Rose Bowl says “No, no, no;” and a new Reggie Bush expose says “Ho, ho, ho!” For anyone who’s been paying…
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VEGAS EYE CANDY
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There will be lots to see at the Venetian, but if you really have a Sweet Tooth, you’ll lick up the Bellagio UCLA is headed to Sin City to (re-)play BYU in the Las Vegas Bowl, and word is that the Bruin Family will be staying at the Venetian Hotel. …
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CLASS DISMISSED (PT. 2)
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We never figured out what happened to the second half of yesterday’s article & photos, so here they are again [The following is the re-creation from damaged memory of the last several paragraphs from last night’s article, plus the accompanying photos. Why this stuff is not appearing on yesterday’s page…
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CLASS DISMISSED
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Football 101 at UCLA will now be taught by someone else, as Karl Dorrell’s axing is the final injury in a tenure derailed by injuries; Luckily for the rabid and impatient fans, cleaning up the Program, competing with dignity, and going to a Bowl every year wasn’t enough The Karl Dorrell…
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MAGICAL JOHNSON SHEDS TROJAN FOR MIRACLE SNATCH, BUT BRUINS LET TOO MANY BALLS SQUIRT AWAY IN 24-7 LOSS
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Impotent Cowan-led Offense (0-11 on 3rd Down) can’t mount another attack to penetrate the end zone against over-rated usc, who fails to cover the UCLA Pointspread for the second year in a row and third time in four years Will usc come to ultimately REGRET this sloppy victory? If the…
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NO CHILD LEFT BEHIND
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Kiddie SCorn: Coliseum Commissioner receives dozens of threatening phone calls from usc fans, including one threatening harm to his “3 little girls;” That caller could be teaching “Negotiation 101” at sc in the Fall, with his phone displayed next to O.J.’s jersey in the Coliseum bleachers Okay, Okay, trOJans —…